Showing posts with label U.S. Election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label U.S. Election. Show all posts

Monday, January 19, 2009

Save us, Jeebus — but after Super Sunday

Honestly, the We're All Going To Hell label is meant in jest. Jest!
"While soprano Renée Fleming prepared to take the stage at the Lincoln Memorial, one of the street preachers pushed the button on his bullhorn and let it rip: 'You get excited over Obama! You never get excited over Jesus Christ!'

"He held a sign that simply listed the guilty. 'Baby Killing Women, Porno Freaks, Sport Nuts, Drunks, Homos, Jesus Mockers, Mormons.'

" 'Wait a minute,' a young guy in the crowd said to his buddies. 'Sports nuts?' "
Washington Post
Enjoy Inauguration Day. The most enjoyable part, if you're stuck at work, will be listening to middle-aged superiors who still can't accept That One won fair and square.

(The Mockingbird had a post on this, too.)

Related:
"Street Preachers" strike discordant note at inaugural concert (Washington Post)

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Snark break ...

First things first: Our own Duane Rollins will be on ThatChannel.com's It's Called Football, today at noon Eastern. The rumour is that they might talk about soccer.

Mats Sundin has been likened to a "slow-moving mountain." The Vancouver Canucks wanted the Sundin the way he played in Toronto and got Eric Lindros, the way he played in Toronto.

Did Bill Romanowski really think he had a chance of coaching the Denver Broncos? He has to the dumbest NFL player who attended Boston College, but that's only because Mark Chmura knows assault has two S's.

Here's a prop bet: The Ottawa transit strike will be over before the Kingston Frontenacs get their next win.

(The Detroit News referred to the Plymouth Whalers "winning at Frontenac, 2-0." Apparently the team no longer merits being attached to Kingston.)

It honestly wasn't clear if this was from The Onion or the New York Post.

Strange as it sounds, it's disappointing that Corky Simpson recanted and said he was sorry for not voting for Rickey Henderson for the Baseball Hall of Fame. Damn him for having grace and backing down.

Gerry Dee on the inspiration for those bits he does on The Score, as told to Kurtenblog: "“We decided that my character would become the worst sports reporter in the world that actually thinks he’s the best. I wanted the character to be different and have lots of imperfections. It also irks me to see people like Steve Simmons who has probably never bounced a ball or skated around a rink have so much to say about sports."

Last and certainly least, that is Kingston's own Brett Angel running the goalie to start this minor-league hockey brawl (via Puck Daddy)



This post is worth nothing, but this is worth noting:
  • TV Feeds My Family is asking readers to vote for the best show on TV. It is dirty pool to demand all you click through and vote for a certain drama that revolves around a high school football team in Dillon, Texas and returns to NBC next Friday?

    (Mad Men is also in the mix, but it has enough votes already.)
  • The World of Junior Hockey sees the Kingston Frontenacs' Nathan Moon and Ethan Werek as possibilities for Team Canada at the 2010 World Juniors. Werek, maybe.
  • No one asked, but for the NFL playoffs this weekend: Baltimore, Carolina, Pittsburgh and Philadelphia.
  • There is no cynicism about Steve Sullivan's comeback with the Nashville Predators. He's been out of the NHL since the Senators were last Stanley Cup contenders. That's how long it's been.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Snark break... introducing the Poz Button

As you were renewing your subscription to The Daily Growl ...

The next step in the interactive sports-viewing experience will be the Poz Button.

Suppose you're watching a game and a team clearly outsmarts itself in a critical situation and gets smacked around by the sports deities -- as was the case with the Buffalo Bills yesterday. You'd hit the Poz Button and if enough people are like-minded, then something adverse will happen to the coach or manager, like a mild electric shock or having a bucket of green slime dumped on him, like in the old kids' show You Can't Do That On Television.

It wouldn't be for garden-variety physical errors. A pitcher hanging a curveball or a quarterback overthrowing a receiver is everyday. It would be reserved especially for when a team clearly avoided making a logical choice (and in this case, the Bills' coach for not much longer, Dick Jauron, overruled his offensive co-ordinator on the play call).

This idea first took root back in the spring. Joe Posnanski wrote a post about then-Jays manager John Gibbons intentionally walking one of the worst hitters in baseball, in order to set up a lefty-lefty matchup and a double play. (The next two hitters promptly got run-scoring hits to put the game out of the Jays' reach -- although granted, they were losing by one run in the eighth inning, so it probably was already.)

For anyone who needs a rehash since the other early NFL games available to most of Canada (Seahawks-Rams, 49ers-Dolphins and Lions-Colts) enthralling than the Bills-Jets games, Buffalo had the ball and a three-point lead just ahead of the two-minute morning.

Most teams call a running play there, make the other team use up its timeouts. Marshawn Lynch had been having his way with the Jets much of the afternoon, yet the Bills elect to trust J.P. Losman, the the shakiest gun in the AFC East, on a college-style rollout pass. He gets blindsided by a blitzing safety, Abram Elam, the ball bounces into the hands of the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets' Shaun Ellis who returns it for a touchdown. There is Brett Favre is on screen thrusting his hands heavenward like he actually had something to do with the game-winning play.



Dick Jauron deserved to get the green slime for that one. Please, make the Poz button happen. It would also come in handy when:
  • ... An opponent of the Raptors hits a three-pointer off the inbounds play following a timeout (the Sam Mitchell Memorial Special).
  • ... A NHL team gives up a short-handed goal after using one of its forwards as a point man on the power play.
  • ... A baseball team doesn't score a run after laying down a sacrifice bunt. Actually, this should be any time a team sac-bunts except when it's tied in the ninth inning or later.
  • A starting pitcher loses the lead after his manager lets him throw more than 110 pitches (another Gibbons specialty).
  • A football coach goes for a two-point conversion before the fourth quarter.
On to the fairly obvious, not overly funny jokes

The Arena Football League is all but dead, but it says it's not. How is Ottawa not trying to get into this league?

Former President Bush (start saying it now), after that shoe-throwing incident, said, "The war is not over, it is decisively on it's way to being won." Please note that he didn't say which country.

Best text message to send to a friend who cheers for one of the Minnesota Vikings' rivals: "The Bears could use a receiver like Bernard Berrian."

If Diogenes was around today, he'd wander the earth trying to find a Boston-area sportswriter who isn't going to vote for Jim Rice for the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Red Sox reliever Hideki Okajima ran in the Honululu Marathon on the weekend. He finished in six hours 10 minutes, about the same length of time of the average game started by Steve Trachsel.

Headline from the Serious Sports News Network: "Former college journalism major furious with fantasy football leaguemates due to lack of appreciation of weekly newsletter."

Last but not least, please pass the hat around for New York Mets owner Fred Wilpon. He might not be able to afford that ivory back-scratcher.

This post is worth nothing, but this is worth noting:

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Cheney meant journalists would liberated from having to wear shoes!



The pain that the Bush Administration inflicted on Iraqis is such that you probably can't make a sports joke. Please, let's not have any jokes that with an arm like that, the Detroit Lions should give a tryout to Muthathar al Zaidi. When you can't make fun of the 0-14 Lions, clearly, the terrorists have won.

(Hey, how 'bout those Vikings?)

Monday, November 10, 2008

Have you no shame, sir? That was a rhetorical question

Only in the irony-rich, cash-poor NHL: Two weeks ago, the St. Louis Blues were trotting out the telegenic half of the Republican vice-presidential ticket in the midst of the greatest financial crisis in the U.S. in seventy-five years.

Now they are turning by said crisis to their advantage:
The team announced Monday that at every remaining Saturday home game beginning Nov. 29, the organization will call the seat number of a fan and pay that person's mortgage or rent for four months, up to $4,000 US total.
It is a not half-bad idea for a promotion and maybe one should leave it at that, but seriously, this is like something out of the last days of Nero's Rome or France around 1788.

Blues owner Dave Checketts, as Puck Daddy has detailed, donates a lot of money to Republicans, the party who generally had more to do with the global economic meltdown. Now his franchise turns it around in order to create some kind of whiz-bang promotion?

It just marketing and maybe it should be left alone. Another reading is that this is how desperate NHL teams are getting to get people in the seats, even in St. Louis, which has had a team since 1967 and has had an even longer history in pro hockey. It's the Blues' business and they're free to do what they wish. That doesn't mean people can't laugh like hell at the irony. You would not see any Canadian team offering to pay anyone's rent or mortgage.

Related:
St. Louis Blues contest pays mortgage or rent for their fans (The Canadian Press)

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Right side of history, wrong side of the scoreboard

The Winnipeg Blue Bombers' Barack Obama tribute on Saturday seems to have gone mostly uncommented upon.

Early in the game, which Edmonton won 29-21 to end the Blue Bombers' season, Romby Bryant took advantage of a busted coverage (all together now: Maciocia!) for a 78-yard touchdown.

In the end zone, several Blue Bombers lifted their jerseys to reveal T-shirts bearing the president-elect's name. It was no big deal. The Blue Bombers' players (and cheerleaders) have a penchant for cheeky public displays, and if they want to have some fun, by God, we're happy for them. Sportsnet Connected did not even show the celebration during its recap, since it wasn't part of the larger narrative of Edmonton winning the actual game.

It is quite a contrast between the flak NFL wide receivers Chad Ocho Cinco and Brandon Marshall have taken of late.

(Update: Dave Zirin has columns on this in New York Daily News and Washington Post, for anyone who is interested. It is not so much forcing politics on people, as acknowledging there are a politics in sport.)

Ocho Cinco admitted he had Obama banners stashed in either end zone during a recent game. That was dodgy, considering that his team is sucking out loud, but at the end of the day, he is an entertainer. Still, people called him an idiot.

Marshall had the idea that on Thursday, in the first NFL game since the election, he would hold up a black-and-white glove symbolizing unity if he scored a touchdown. When he did score, it came in the final 90 seconds of the game to put his team up by four points. His teammates, not wanting to get a 15-yard penalty stopped him. The chattering class whomped Marshall but good for even considering the gesture.

Dave Zirin noted, "Someone should tell the suits and ESPN: Some things are actually more important than sports."

Who knows what is the biggest reason why the reaction is apparently muted in Canada. Football is not connected to the power structure the way it is in the States. Hockey is the game that the business and political elites have sunk their teeth into in this country. We also like to believe we are a more liberal nation and above all else, are pretty live-and-let-live to the point of lameness.
There also seems to be a greater consciousness that in other countries, it is no big deal when sports figures are politically active.

Unfortunately for the Blue Bombers, they lost, but fortunately for them, their got their tribute in before shows of Obamania at sports events might have become dated. Sadly, its best-before might have passed during the first half of the Yates Cup on Saturday, when a VBWS (Very Blond Western Student) appeared on camera holding a sign that read, "Obama + UWO: Yes We Can!"

Granted, if any football team epitomizes the spirit of the 44th President's victory, it would be the Western Mustangs, who have the largest football budget in their conference, have been winning championships for decades and and represent a preppy party school where as one student once put it, "I saw enough Hollister and American Eagle (on campus) that my brain was starting to hurt."

Granted, Obama's triumph is far less relatable for CFL players. There is no way they could identify with "the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can't, and the people who pressed on" as pro athletes who sweat and bleed for less than $100,000 a year and grew up as black men in the United States of America.

No, it is more relatable for some 20-year-old who was there for the long lines outside The Ceeps, the time the Sex and The City movie was sold out and the housemates whose feet are too wide to wear a pair of Manolos. Point being, you should be glad the Bombers did their thing when they did.

Related:
The Blue Bombers Support Barack Obama (TotalProSports.com, which got the pics)
No Obamamania for Brandon Marshall (Dave Zirin, The Nation)
Did Tiger Woods pave Barack Obama's path? Are you joking? (New York Daily News)
Missing the Campaign? Try the Politics of Sports (Washington Post)

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Oh my Bosh...



The whole world knows about Raptors star Chris Bosh's vlogs, but this one is special. Barack Obama took Michigan. Here's hoping the Raptors take out Michigan -- as in the Detroit Pistons -- tonight. It's on The Score, not TSN2, so you won't have to imagine what the games looks like, but after yesterday, everyone's imagination expanded.

Waking up from history...

The only question that can be asked from the personal soapbox, "When did you know the world had changed?"

Was it when Ohio went for President Barack Obama? When the Greenwich, Connecticut electorate went Democrat for the first time since the Lyndon Johnson landslide in 1964?

Point being, a lot of us still had doubts, knowing America's byzantine voting procedures. On some level, we knew this day would come.

The gut feeling that Sen. Obama would pull this out has been here since mid-May, during the nomination fight (remember the media kept saying "presumptive nominee," even thought Sen. Hillary Clinton was mathematically eliminated), after reading a Politico piece on Jeffrey Berman, his director of delegate selection and his "detailed, Bill-Jamesesque approach to the game of politics."

"Analysts trying to explain Obama’s rise and Clinton’s fall tend to point to the big picture: Obama’s inspirational message, the drag of the Iraq war, the past and the future. But the heart of Obama’s victory has been technical and tactical — to the frustration and disbelief of Clinton’s inner circle."
For sure, this win belonged to everyone, especially the voters who had been told implicitly for eight years that they were less than real Americans by the Bush-Cheney camp -- African-Americans, minorities, women, younger voters. It is a lot more fun to talk about the audacity of hope, or to harken back to a November night four years ago, sitting in a bar in Simcoe, Ont., with a political-junkie colleague and The Legendary Chris Thomas, feeling heartsick over the outcome.

However, it is one thing to believe. It is another to know -- like Emerson said, one person who has a mind and knows it can beat 10 who haven't and don't. Obama and his team were the smartest folks in the room, and isn't it great for that phrase to have an entirely different connotation. What's also great is being able to get away from discuss politics on a blog about sports for the next little while.

Related:
The Obama campaign's 'unsung hero' (Ben Smith and Avi Zenilman, Politico, May 12, 2008)
No We Can't, White Folks; Now that Obama has won, here are five things white people shouldn't do (Christopher Beam and Chris Wilson, TheRoot.com)
No We Can't, Black Folks; Our man is going to the White House. Now here are five things black people shouldn't do (TheRoot.com)
When history's unfolding, don't get in the way (Adam Radwanski)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Snark break ...

Sure, your car can go 1,000 miles per hour, but does it have Yosemite Sam mudflaps?

Daunte Culpepper will not be a Kansas City Chief, apparently. The Chiefs handed him a contract to sign it, but he fumbled it.

Remember Saturday, when the only debacle in the World Series was Taylor Swift's rendition of The Star Spangled Banner?

It is stunning that the Atlanta Thrashers could be having attendance problems. Gary Bettman, you put franchises in places where ice is only seen in mint juleps. What's the worst that could have happened?

The National Post's Eric Koreen gets a hand for his line on the Oklahoma City Carpetbaggers Thunder: "(Kevin) Durant grows; will anybody watch or care?"

Eva Avila has a new album. Finally, a solution to the local shortage of drink coasters!

More great headlines that cannot be written ... "Charles Dubin: Dead at 87, forever associated with '88."

Stephen Colbert on the U.S. election: "John McCain has Barack Obama right where he wants him -- 15 to 20 points ahead with a huge African-American turnout." Colbert also noted that when McCain said Sunday that he was going to win, he was in a place called Waterloo.

The Ottawa Citizen has a look at the four pillars of the community who want to bring back the CFL.

This post is worth nothing, but this is worth noting:

  • Yes, you should buy a copy of Rolling Stone to get the full version of, "The Lost Years & Last Days of David Foster Wallace."
  • Crazy Luke Schenn fact: He was the 20th overall pick in the Western Hockey League bantam draft three years ago, which seems like a pretty good argument against drafting boys into juniors at 15 years old.
  • That post about OOLF's big soul-search for a NCAA football team will probably be completed about the same time Chinese Democracy is in stores ... nevertheless, it has been noticed that UConn Huskies really like their Canadians. Jesse Joseph, a D-lineman from Montreal's Vanier College, committed to UConn over the weekend. The coach who recruited him, Mike Foley, also had a lot to do with tight end John Delahunt, of Kanata, ending up in the Nutmeg State.
  • Jeremy Franklin, of Bath (west of Kingston), is apparently going to play college hockey at Mercyhurst, according to Chris Heisenberg.
  • Larry Mavety never has many new ideas: Forward George Lovatsis told the Whig-Standard that the Kingston Fronteancs permanent interim coach basically told the players "play or get outta here" on Sunday.

    One player who did get outta there, Jason Guy, was just named OHL goalie of the week with the London Knights. Taylor Hall, of Kingston, was player of the week.
  • The Ottawa Senators provincial women's hockey league team has five players skating for Team Ontario Red at the national under-18 championship in Napanee next week: goalie Cassie SĂ©guin, defenders Bryanna Farris and Stefanie McKeough and forwards Isabel MĂ©nard and Jamie Lee Rattray. Good for them.
That's all for now. Send your thoughts to neatesager@yahoo.ca.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The NHL has never repeated a bad idea

It is well past time to wean oneself off sniping about Sarah Palin. She is clearly a cipher and it does no good to carry hate around.
"Where the hell is the NHL in all of this? We know they typically look the other way for the minor stuff, like owners loaning a fraud millions of dollars to buy into a franchise, but what about this?

"Do they even give a damn that half their audience will be made to feel uncomfortable Friday night in St. Louis? Do they give a damn that hockey fans are being used as props at a political photo-op? Is any publicity good publicity, no matter how it alienates people?

"... We're all hockey fans first, and come to the rink for an escape from all of this partisan nonsense. Too bad some owners put their own politics ahead of their fans.
Related:
Why Palin will be in St. Louis, and naming next son Zamboni (Puck Daddy)

Snark break ... Freud said it best: Ah, to be Jung again!

More great headlines that cannot be written: "If you liked Oliver Twist, you'll enjoy seeing Dick squirm."**

Apparently a big early-season plotline on Friday Night Lights is a quarterback controversy. Did the show's writers bring in Argonauts president Keith Pelley as a script doctor?

(It's not a spoiler. In the words of Russell Peters, "Greetings, you filthy downloaders!")

Hey, Coming Down The Pipe!, the bad headline is our not-that-funny trope. "Dalyn Flette Takes One in the Jung-k!", indeed!

(Dalyn Flette is the goalie for the WHL's Edmonton Oil Kings. He has not been getting the job done, apparently, so they traded for Torrie Jung. That's the joke.)

There are 383 Leave Sarah Palin Alone videos on YouTube.

Now, that was written before seeing the interview with Brian Williams on NBC ... you know the scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off where Jennifer Grey is in the cop shop, and as soon as the camera pans to Charlie Sheen, you start laughing? That was exactly what it was like the first time John McCain appeared on screen during that interview.

("If that's not qualified, what is qualified" : 2008 :: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job" : was to 2005.)

The late Tim Russert might be controlling the Buffalo Bills' fortunes from the great beyond. Hey, it's long been suspected that Mackenzie King runs the Toronto Maple Leafs from the spirit world.

This post is worth nothing, but this worth noting


  • Poz on J.P. Ricciardi's, uh, enigmatic approach to the Blue Jays roster management: "To be fair, the Jays did end up winning 86 games, thanks to a league-leading 3.49 ERA. But man, I just do not get what they're trying to do up there."

    This came hours before Ricciardi had a commitment ceremony for Marco Scutaro as potential starting shortstop in 2009. Scutaro does not hit enough to justify his glove. The subtext is that Rogers has shut off the spigot and the Jays will not up payroll, especially with a dropping Canadian dollar.

    Really, though, it has the air of George Costanza trying to gift-wrap a scholarship for an short, stocky, slow-witted underachieved who also wanted to pretend he was an architect. "With a little guidance, Marco Scutaro is going to be everything I claim to be, for real."

    It is times like that where you forget that Ricciardi is a moderately compotent GM.
  • Cox Bloc is not happy that Kelvington, Saskatchewan, has not honoured Wendel Clark, the greatest hockey player's hockey player of all time. (Well, actually, that would be another Saskatchewan boy, some guy named Howe.)
**By the way, Mr. Pound? That CYB quote you gave, "It just means that they were societies that to Europeans were in the wilderness ... It's not derogatory." How can it not be derogatory when those societies were devastated by a genocide perpetrated by those very Europeans? Just saying.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Snark break ...

Hey, if you don't like the results of the federal election, just wait another 2½ years -- three, tops.

It turns out that after that notorious Sports Illustrated interview in 1999, John Rocker called up Jeff Pearlman.. The only problem was that he had the wrong Jeff Pearlman.

C'est la vie, Canada: The New York Times profiles Matt Stairs and gives his birthplace as St. John, New Brunswick. (At least it didn't say "St. John's.") Granted, The Times has been known to make stuff up.

Does NDP Leader Jack Layton ever not say "kitchen table" in the first minute of a speech? It's enough to make you pound your shoe on top of, well, the kitchen table.

The Wildcat formation, which is really just the old 1940s single wing, is taking the NFL by storm. Al Davis and the Oakland Raiders must be ticked. They've only been running an outdated offence for 20 years.

The Redskins signed Shaun Alexander. He's old and worn-out. He'll fit right in, in Washington.

This post is worth nothing, but this is worth noting:

  • There will be a second Kids In The Hall movie coming out in January 2010. There's a whole new generation whose heads need crushing.
  • Hoops Addict was at the Raptors' win over CSKA Moscow last night.
  • A reason to cheer for every NCAA men's college basketball team. What, there wasn't time to do one for every women's team. (Courtnay Pilypaitis on the Vermont Catamounts and Steph MacDonald of the Canisius Golden Griffins, there's two.)
It's not sports, but it's just too good to ignore:

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

A Bulldog on skates beats a pitbull with lipstick

Funny how it worked out: While all us menfolk were debating the political connotations of "hockey mom" during the U.S. election, few bothered to seek out the opinion of women who are involved in hockey. Suffice to say, Toronto native Michelle McAteer, an assistant coach with the reigning NCAA champion Minnesota-Duluth Bulldogs, isn't holding anything back. It's worth a look-see.
"Women's hockey struggles for support and respect, and while men's hockey is marginalized on a national scale (in the United States), women's hockey fights even harder for a piece of the pie. In addition to inadequate financial support and respect, women's hockey players battle stereotypes that force them to defend their 'feminity' as they play a 'masculine game.'

"... pit-bull Palin doesn't seem to understand the complexities of women in the women's hockey world. It's safe to say she wasn't trying to associate herself with me, my community, or my experiences. I'd also wager that the large subset of gay women in the hockey world never crossed Palin's mind as she branded herself part of the hockey minority.

"... Palin's claim to authority as a 'hockey mom' is useful to her because this paradoxical phrase symbolizes the essence of Palin's brand. The unflinchingly patriotic masculinity associated with hockey allows Palin to take on a powerful position, but by fusing it with motherhood politics, she's kept within her God-given role as a submissive wife, mother, running mate, and perhaps even as a sort of First Lady. So, if I could chose between having my sport plugged nationally through Sarah Palin's frame of reference, or return to the status quo of being overlooked, let's just say that I'd watch bowling any day without complaint.
(CHeck the comments Anderson Cooper's blog is getting from women voters.)

Related:
The Puck Stops Here: A Hockey Coach Analyzes Palin’s Brand (Michelle McAteer, Beacon Broadside; via Women's Hoops Blog)

Sunday, October 12, 2008

The Palin puckdrop, for both of you who haven't seen it



Oh, for the days when Flyers owner Ed Snider palled around with domestic terrorists like Joe "Hound Dog" Kelly and Dave "The Hammer" Schultz.

The only point to add is that Barry Bonds got torn a new one for using one of his children as a prop. The standard a ballplayer is probably high enough to be applied to a politician. Have a nice today.

Related:
Palin Met With Boos at Flyers’ Opener (Lynn Zinser, Slap Shot)
'Hockey Mom' Palin Booed -- At Hockey Game (Editor & Publisher)

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Snark Break...

As you and your (former) best friend had to be pulled apart while after an argument over the world's greatest marathoners got out of hand.

How did that Barack Obama sign end up in the yard of the Alaska governor's mention?

Figure skating meets will have fewer judges. This is a positive step toward no figure skating at all.

Saying "some of the color and personality has been removed from the sport" with regard to NASCAR is wrong on two counts. It has few people of colour, and it's not a sport. Please give some thought to why the drivers in NASCAR can act like buffoons and it's all part of the show, while no one would stand for it in other big American ball-and-stick games.

In all seriousness ... far be it to question what it says about us that many, present company included, can't find the outrage that there should be over the Mike Danton/David Frost story. It's such a sick story and one can only imagine what it's like for the principals, including some people in the Napanee area, to keep retelling the stories that are now more than a decade old. Where would the harm be if Danton was brought home to serve his sentence in a Canadian jail?

This post is worth nothing, but this is worth noting

  • The Big Lead has posted its preview of the Raptors.
  • There's no way of confirming or debunking this gut feeling, but the Kingston Frontenacs might lead the OHL in the most goals allowed in the final minute of a period. They had one last night in Saginaw (7-3 loss) and one against Oshawa last Sunday. By unofficial count, the Fronts are 0 for their last 19 power plays.
  • It's irony on a base level that a list of the most subversive comedians of all time could leave out Richard Pryor and Bill Hicks.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Tech, Money & Sports: The Valour and The Horror


This is the moment where everything has changed. Again.

While OOLF is about sports, my particular niche here on the team has to do with the business of sports. The money game, as it were.

For years now, Americans have freely spent a breathtaking amount of their disposable incomes into sports: overpriced game tickets, merchandise, nights out at the bar watching the game with friends. There’s always been a certain level of comfort in using sports as a distraction, a shared journey into the conflicted beauty and horror that watching hockey, baseball, basketball, football or whatever brings.

But as anyone with even a passing interest in sports knows, the games we love are pricy endeavours, indeed. The days of average families being able to afford four tickets, food and drink at a baseball game without going into the triple-digit cost range passed us by years ago.

Yet now – this day, October 10, 2008 – things are about to change for the worse.

Much, much worse.

While it’s never good to turn what will be, in the long run, a moment in history superseded by whatever is to come, into a near-biblical calamity, there's no denying what many Americans (and much of the world, including Canada) are realizing today.

The U.S. economy is profoundly screwed – possibly for years to come.

And while the super-rich of America – you know, that five per cent of Americans who control 95 per cent of the country’s wealth? – bask in the knowledge they will be safe from the horrors of this nearly unprecedented financial collapse, the rest of America – the innocent victims of this terrible mess – will be punished for their leaders' mind-blowing incompetence.

The howls of anguish, disgust and outright rage from those analysts on CNN today is really just the final requiem for the Bush administration – a neo-conservative wet dream destroyed by years of greed, hubris and grotesque disregard for the American people. It’s pointless to even list off Bush/Cheney's CV of political disrepute now. That’s not the point of OOLF, even if we’re angry enough to say how we really feel.

No, what this blog is about is about sports – a global institution that is most definitely not recession-proof. Not anymore.

Case in point: the New York Yankees and New York Mets’ new stadiums, Citi Field and Yankee Stadium.

Now that the term “living within your means” will become the new and unavoidable mantra of economic success in the coming years, the cynical, middle-finger raising act of raising ticket prices at the new Yankee Stadium - $19 for one seat in the bleachers? – could spell serious trouble for the franchise’s shiny new Bronx-based three-ring circus. Granted, the average fan is nowhere near as important to an organization’s bottom line as he or she once was. But even in a media-drenched society like ours, the Yankees and Mets could simply not have released these Shrines to Super-Wealth at a worse time. It’s a symbolic act of self-indulgent, “they’ll pay what we say” logic that no self-respecting New Yorker would dare put up with (yes, even New Yorkers).

The already-precarious state of various NHL teams in less-than-solid markets – Atlanta? Florida? – could be pushed to the brink now, given how dependent most NHL teams are on ticket revenues. The potential financial collapse of teams unable to support themselves is a huge black eye for any sports-mad city. It’s even worse for the NHL itself – an unstable brand that lacks stickiness among loyal fan bases outside of long-term markets like Toronto, Boston or Chicago.

In normal economic cycles, most sports leagues would be classified as "recession-resistant" because of factors outside of individual sports fans' control: television contracts, in particular, sustain sports leagues in bad times because the revenues generated from eyeballs watching TV is lucrative enough to keep the gravy train going. A league like the NFL, which benefits from all four major U.S. network consortiums covering the sport, is one example of this.

But these are not normal times. Nobody knows how much worse things can get on Wall Street yet or when the pork-laden $700 billion bailout package will "work its way through the system" to restore faith in the U.S. banking industry. The real impact of this financial collapse has yet to be felt in large, wide ranging waves among ordinary Americans, which could be the real game-changer for the future of the U.S. economy. What happens when millions of people are foreclosed on or go into bankruptcy? What will be the long-term economic impact on American people and institutions alike?

In other words, it's virtually impossible to say with any certainty whether the old rules of sports economics will hold up in the next few years. Perhaps this is only a momentary blip, a final, terrible moment for the Bush administration before, hopefully, a new President comes in to inspire hope and change we can believe in. Perhaps things will get better. Or worse. Who knows?

In any event, the global economic uncertainty we all face now is part of a brand new economic cycle that may result in changes the likes of which we’ve never seen before. I have no answers, no predictions, and no idea. None of us do here.

All we do know is that everything has changed. Yet in the history of the world, there's always comfort in knowing nothing lasts forever. The bad times happen, the good times happen. Nations bounce back, economies bounce back. And America - once the world's shining light for the ideals of democracy, freedom and Dreams - is a strong nation that will and should recover.

Again.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

This just in: Tina Fey can sleep soundly



The Hockey Moms Against Sarah Palin parody got more than 27,000 views on YouTube on Monday, so chances are you will see it really soon. The funniest part? It's not that funny.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Snark break ...

We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there... R.I.P., Jerry Reed.

  • Mats Sundin isn't sure yet whether trading Bryan McCabe to Florida is a good move for the Leafs, since the deal was only worked out three weeks ago.

    (If you ever end up in a car with Sundin, make sure you've got a lot of snacks and bottled water -- just in case he comes upon a fork in the road.)
  • Toronto is stealing the NFL's Bills, but Buffalo could end up getting the Blue Jays' top farm club in exchange. If giving Buffalo a minor-league baseball team in exchange for the Bills seems like just an average trade, remember, it is Toronto.
  • It's inaccurate to say the Atlanta Braves' 16-14 win over Florida Marlins last night was "by a football score." The Falcons or Dolphins would never score that many points.
  • Patriots coach Bill Belichick was quoted saying the other day, "We will give you the injury report on Friday. We will give you the practice report after we practise."

    Shame on any of you for tacking on, "But if you want the other team's defensive signals, we're keepin' that to ourselves."
  • Taking a quarterback in the first round of the NFL draft is just a bad idea.
  • Talk on the web is that there was supposed to be a special shootout after the Kingston Frontenacs' first exhibition game against Peterborough on Monday, but Larry Mavety pulled his team off the ice.

    This is the first time the Frontenacs organization has ever shown a blatant disregard for fans, not counting the past 10 seasons.
  • Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is said to "understand Canadian issues." That puts her one up on Stephen Harper and Stephane Dion.
  • It's not sports, but English teachers should show this clip from CNN just to teach the meaning of obfuscate:


Semi-halfway interesting, but not three-quarters interesting:

  • Gatineau Olympiques grad, goalie Ryan Mior, could get a contract from the Columbus Blue Jackets.
  • Speaking of Alaska Gov. Palin, she wouldn't be the first prominent female politician who was an avid athlete, but she is a Title IX baby: "I can't imagine where I'd be without the opportunities provided to me in sports. Sports taught me that gender isn't an issue; in fact, when people talk about me being the first female governor, I'm a little absent from that discussion, because I've never thought of gender as an issue."
  • What would have happened to Boobie Miles of Friday Night Lights fame (he was the real-life Smash Williams) if he'd been born 20 years later?

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Golf gone wild

Just because you CAN do something, doesn't mean you should.

Case in point. Two Vancouver golf clubs have now instituted English only policies. That means if you can't converse in English, go golf somewhere else. A similar policy is being implemented by the LPGA.

(Other case: Sen. John McCain choosing a VP candidate on a gut reaction without apparently vetting Gov. Sarah Palin for potential political problems such as a teen pregnancy or alleged state corruption, but let's let sleeping elephants lie.)

Legally, a private club can set restrictions on its members without discriminating against a race or creed. But this one seems to go against the spirit of what golf should be about —  whacking a white (or pink) ball down a fairway (or off of one), making pars and drinking beer.

Having spent eight days this month covering a fairly major amateur golf tournament (the Tamarack at Clear Lake in Riding Mountain National Park in Manitoba), I witnessed this in spades even as golfers attempted — and made — 40 foot putts from the fairways. Rarely did I ever see any ill will against someone. Often, I saw people enjoying the spirit of the game in a manner that would have made Rodney Dangerfield proud (though there were very rare instances where sour faces prevailed).

As the Tamarack is both a medal (stroke) and match play tournament, it serves as a true test of a complete golfer. To even have a shot to win the event, golfers have to place in the top-16 in stroke play. Considering this year's winner caddies at the Old Course in St. Andrews and beat a man from Scotland, the competition in the top flight was as good or better than the Canadian Senior Open I covered in 1999. Except for Jack Nicklaus, but you get the point. These guys can play.

Some were never without a caesar the whole weekend (picture Julien walking around on the Trailer Park Boys, never spilling a drop.) Others never drank at all until the round was over. Yet all shared the most sportsmanlike attitudes the sport should embody. Bad shots were greeted with a "I'm sure it's still in good shape."

By excluding members based on an ability to speak English the golfers who are members at those clubs lose a chance to learn more about other cultures. I guess that's their right, but it doesn't make sense to me.

Could you imagine what would happen if Major League Baseball did the same thing? How many Latinos or Asian players would be cut off from the North American audience? What if a scout refused to call in a guy who threw a 100 MPH slider just because the player couldn't communicate in English?

Both the Vancouver clubs and the LPGA have driven their balls so far into the rough they'd need GPS just to be found by their caddies.

Language has little to do with the sport. It's how you hit the ball, stupid.