Saturday, October 28, 2006

SATURDAY WRAP: R.I.P, RED

Heard this over the radio during the Senators-Bruins game: Red Auerbach, the legendary Boston Celtics coach and general manager, died of a heart attack at the age of 89.

Auerbach's passing is the kind of news that pushes everything else off the front page; he's the godfather of the NBA. The first line of his obituary writes itself -- he coached the Celtics to nine NBA championships -- but he, of course, was about much more than that.

The Celtics have been a source of controversy when it comes to race -- especially in the '80s, when that was dividing line in the debate over who was better, Larry Bird's Celtics or Magic Johnson's Lakers. Still, Auerbach did a lot to shape the modern NBA. He helped bring African-American players (some would say too slowly, but the point is, he did it, and in a racially divided city such as Boston, maybe he was wise to move ahead slowly) into the NBA and he hired the first African-American coach when he appointed Bill Russell as his successor in the '60s. The fast break? That was Auerbach. The eight-man rotation that teams use today? Auerbach started all that when he made John Havlicek the first sixth man.

The victory cigars, the blunt honesty -- Red was an original.

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BLEEDING TRICOLOUR: THE BALLAD OF OSINACHI UKWUOMA

Go figure: A pass thrown by a non-quarterback, slotback Brad Smith, and caught by a rookie defensive lineman -- that would be Osinachi Ukwuoma -- was the tipping point in the Gaels' 25-19 playoff upset of the McMaster Marauders earlier today.

Coach Pat Sheahan's crew fulfilled the upset call, scoring 19 straight points in the second half to beat Mac at Hamilton's Ivor Wynne Stadium. (With Queen's, anywhere in Hamilton is usually Never-Win Stadium.)

Two minutes into the fourth quarter, Queen's was hanging in, losing 17-11, but had stalled in the red zone again and were setting up for a field-goal try from Ryan Elger.

Smith, the holder, took the snap and flipped a pass to Ukwuoma, a rookie D-lineman from Mississauga who had lingered, unnoticed, near the sideline. Ukwuoma rumbled 23 yards down to the Marauders 1-yard line and fullback Mike Giffin plunged in for the go-ahead TD on the next play, putting Queen's ahead for the first time.

Sorry in advance for the overshare, but when Giffin scored again a few minutes later to put the Gaels up 25-17 with 6:25 to play, a 20-something balding guy listening over the Internet in his one-bedroom apartment in Ottawa jumped as high as he could. It was maybe a four-inch vertical -- OK, more like three -- but it's the thought that counts, right?

Mac had one last chance, getting to Queen's 13-yard line with less than a minute to go. Defensive back Jimmy Allin intercepted Adam Archibald in the end zone, and that was it.

Prior to The Fake, the game had been going as anticipated, more or less. Pat Tracey's defence was its usually solid selves, keeping Archibald and Mac speedster Andre Sadeghian from taking over the game. Mac was on its way to outgaining the Gaels 368-274, but couldn't deliver a knockout shot and kept turning the ball over.

The Dan Brannagan-led offence was piecing together enough offence -- just enough. The O-line was getting just enough push to make Mac at least respect the run. Giffin (73 yards, with no carries going for more than 10), was able to grind out some to tough yards and keep Queen's from too many second-and-forevers.

Still, it all comes back to The Fake. It was the kind of play that an underdog on the road needs to go from thinking they can win to knowing they can -- much like Randy McAuley's 50-yard touchdown run that got Western rolling in their road playoff win over Windsor today. After Ukwuoma's big moment, Mac was shaky for the next few minutes, and Queen's capitalized.

Sheahan's never been averse to trying a fake. He called a successful fake punt early in the '02 OUA semi-final against Western, and Will Vreugdenhil, the punter from 2000-04, was great at passing out of punt formation.

For McMaster, one imagines that play was the capper in a Stomach Punch game for the Marauders and their fans. Mac came in dinged-up after losing two of their last three. They led 7-0 after the first quarter and 17-6 at halftime, but couldn't get rid of the Gaels. They also had kick returner Matt Giordano taken off the field with a serious injury, and it would be understandable if that disturbed their focus.

Mac has slipped a bit since their peak in 2002-03 (two coaching changes have hurt their stability), but it this was sweet for the Gaels.

Some of Mac's Gael killers from that period -- slotback Jon Behie, Jesse Card in the secondary, Jeff Robertshaw and Andrew Jones on the D-line -- were still around this year.

Now that group is going out an upset playoff loss against Queen's, the team they tormented over the past few years. Wish those guys all the best -- it's not going to be the same next year not having to worry about how the Gaels are going to account for those guys. Long live that crew of Marauders. They'll be missed.

As for the Gaels, they get a trip next week to Ottawa for a semi-final game against the No. 3-ranked Gee-Gees, who'll have home field and a week of rest. Big underdogs or not, after today any game is a gift if you're a Golden Gaels fan.

WESTERN 20 WINDSOR 16: Turns out the bad weather -- heavy rain that turned the field to muck and a 24 km/h wind took away the passing game -- hurt Windsor and probably helped Western, who extended retiring coach Larry Haylor's career one more week.

Why did it affect Windsor, who came in with the nation's leading rusher, Daryl Stephenson, and the OUA's No. 2 run defence? Well, as noted in the playoff preview, Windsor's really not a dominant running team. They mostly count on Stephenson to stick it in there for 4-5 yards a carry, setting up the D for a pass to their real threat, Glenn (Big Play) MacKay. The poor footing and the wind took that away (MacKay made just one catch, an 11-yarder).

On offence, Western wasn't affected. QB Michael Faulds was out with an injured hand, so they had probably gone in knowing not expecting much from the passing game, which is what they got. (Replacement QB Mark Howard, believe it or not, threw for minus-four yards and had a pass picked off and returned for a TD, so maybe he shouldn't have thrown at all.)

Early on, Windsor D-linemen Mike Stojcic and Kyle Sleightholm seemed to be honorary members of Western's backfield, but by the end of the game, Western had gone old school, going back to their true two-back offence; McAuley and Jay Akindolire both topped a buck-fifty as Western rushed for 365 yards.

Windsor wasn't able to resist the temptation to overcommit in run support, so on the plays when the Western runner was able to slip outside, there was no second level. That was the case when Akindolire bounced outside for a 55-yard gain that set up Derek Schiavone's field goal that put Western ahead for good late in the third quarter. A short time later, backed up inside their own 5, Windsor failed to complete one of the simplest transfers in football -- an inside fullback handoff -- and Western recovered the fumble, setting up a short Akindolire touchdown run.

That put Western up by 10 entering the fourth quarter, and given the conditions, the lead may as well as been 100. Their defence, especially the force unit, has looked bad at times this year, but linemen Tom Dolezel, Glen Larocque and Chris Greaves helped lead the way.

SOME GAELS FIRSTS TODAY:
  • Queen's first win over McMaster since returning to the OUA for football in 2001, and first since Oct. 18, 1975 (when Frank Tindall was still the coach);
  • First No. 6 seed to win an OUA playoff game;
  • Queen's first road playoff win since 1992

GOLDEN BOOT: There will be a playoff game at Kingston's Richardson Stadium next weekend -- the No. 3-ranked Gaels women's soccer team is hosting the OUA Final Four. (Three of the teams will advance to the national championship.) The Gaels, on goals by Carrie Knoll and Eilish McConville (yes, her again), beat the U of T 2-0 in today's quarter-final.

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CANUCK BOXING CHAMPION KILLED

Just heard this from Neil a few minutes ago: Former world heavyweight champion Trevor Berbick was found murdered in his hometown of Kingston, Jamaica on the weekend.

Berbick's claim to fame, of course, was that he beat Muhummad Ali in The Greatest's last fight in 1981. Fighting out of Canada, he also briefly held a heavyweight title before losing to Mike Tyson in '86. He had, even by boxing's bizarro standards, a pretty turbulent life away from the ring, serving time for sexual assault; he had been living in Jamaica after being deported.

When I was an intern at the Halifax Herald a few years ago, a sportswriter there played a tape from an interview he did with Berbick when he was covering one of the champ's court proceedings. The champ asserted that he was some sort of apostle or son of God; it was so disjointed and rambling that I seem to have blocked it from my memory. Like I said, bizarro.

Stephen Brunt, the Globe & Mail columnist, is also one of the best boxing writers around (if you haven't read his Facing Ali, you really should). Hopefully he'll be able to put Berbick's life arc in perspective.

Heavyweight champ Trevor Berbick found slain (CTV.ca)
Trevor Berbick Wikipedia page

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NFL PICKS: WEEK 8

Yes, Out of Left Field is obliged to provide weekly NFL picks that are guaranteed to be no more, or no less accurate than some of the various experts out there. These picks are for recreational use only, so don't come crying to us when you're 64 grand in the hole and they're threatening to take your thumbs. Associate Blogger Neil Acharya is also dispensing advice his week. All lines are from Bet US Sportsbook.

Sunday, 1 p.m.
HOUSTON (+3) at TENNESSEE (over-under 42)
Acharya:
Tennessee 24-0
Sager: Houston 16-13
WINNER: Tennessee 28-22

JACKSONVILLE (+8) at PHILADELPHIA (40)
Acharya:
Philly 28-14
Sager: Philly 24-13
WINNER: Jax 13-6

ATLANTA (+3.5) at CINCINNATI (44)
Acharya:
Cincy 23-21 (Atlanta covers; Michael Vick can play in the cold)
Sager: Cincy 27-20
WINNER: Atlanta 29-27

TAMPA BAY (+9) at N.Y. GIANTS (38.5)
Acharya:
Giants 42-13
Sager: Giants 27-10
WINNER: Giants 17-3

SAN FRANCISCO (+17) at CHICAGO (41.5)
Acharya:
Bears 21-6 (49ers cover)
Sager: Bears 27-3
WINNER: Bears 41-10

ARIZONA (+4) at GREEN BAY (44.5)
Acharya:
Green Bay 20-17 (Arizona covers)
Sager: Green Bay 30-10
WINNER: Green Bay 31-14

(Dennis Green's post-game comment: "It's as cold as we thought it was!)

SEATTLE (+4) at KANSAS CITY (37)
Acharya:
K.C. 17-10
Sager: Seattle 20-17
WINNER: K.C. 35-28

BALTIMORE (+1.5) at NEW ORLEANS (37)
Acharya:
New Orleans 17-14
Sager: New Orleans 28-0
WINNER: Baltimore 35-22

Sunday, 4 p.m.-ish
ST. LOUIS (+9) at SAN DIEGO (46)
Acharya:
San Diego 26-20 (St. Louis covers)
Sager: San Diego 27-13
WINNER: San Diego 38-24

PITTSBURGH (-9.5) at OAKLAND (38.5)
Acharya:
Pittsburgh 20-10
Sager: Pittsburgh 20-13 (Oakland covers)
WINNER: Oakland 20-13

N.Y. JETS (pick) at CLEVELAND (37)
Acharya
: Jets 28-13
Sager: Jets 19-16
WINNER: Browns 20-13

INDIANAPOLIS (+1.5) at DENVER (40)
Acharya:
Indy 21-17
Sager: Denver 20-12
WINNER: Indy 34-31

Sunday nighter
DALLAS (+6.5) at CAROLINA (41)
Acharya:
Carolina 20-14 (Dallas covers)
Sager: Carolina 23-13
WINNER: Dallas 35-14

Monday nighter
NEW ENGLAND (-3) at MINNESOTA (40)
Acharya:
New England 15-14 (Minnesota covers)
Sager: Minnesota 20-17
WINNER: New England 31-7

Week's Results
Neil Acharya:
6-7 ATS, 8-5 straight up, 3-9-1 over/under
Neate Sager: 5-8 ATS, 4-9 straight up, 6-6-1 over/under

Season to date
Neil Acharya:
43-50-2 ATS (46%), 58-36-1 SU (62%), 50-42-3 O/U (54%)
Neate Sager: 47-63-1 ATS (43%), 63-47-1 SU (57%), 56-50-5 O/U (53%)

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SOCCER DILETTANTE, NO. 3: IS THERE SUCH A THING AS DESPERATE FOOTBALL?

Now, not sure if Europeans have a cliche similar to the Canadian phrase "desperate hockey," but Liverpool was hard up for a win today, and got one, scoring three times in the final 20 minutes of of the first half and beating Aston Villa 3-1 at Anfield.

Backstory: After the World Cup ended in July, I vowed to find Premiership side to support by the end of the 2006-07 season. So far Aston Villa (3-1-6) has the inside track. Of course, they would have to suffer their first loss against Liverpool, the Reds, the team whom my friend Neil Acharya supports.

Anyway, Villa was probably due for a loss. The bright side, at least to this soccer dilettante, was that came back well in the second 45 -- manager Martin O'Neill took out a couple of non-responsive regulars and the shock troops came through with a goal, courtesy of Gabriel Agbonlahor. So while Villa lost, they probably took some positives from the match.

Why Villa? They're not an obvious pick -- like Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea or Liverpool -- nor or they going to be flirting with relegation every year. Plus they share a common trait with two of my more enduring sports obsessions. As is the case with the Toronto Maple Leafs, no one under 30 can remember the last time Villa won anything of consequence; just like the Queen's Golden Gaels in Canadian university football, they have jerseys that to an outsider, are plug-ugly, but to a true believer.

This football thing is going to take time; it's not as easy as memorizing player names, watching Footballer$ Wives and buying the UK version of Fever Pitch on DVD. Well, there's that, and a true football supporter would have started drinking as soon his workday ended on Friday.

Previous:
Soccer Dilettante, No. 2: ... Feeling a Little Villa (Oct. 19)

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WORLD SERIOUS: CARDS GET 'ER DONE

Jeff Weaver, the man the L.A. Angels waived earlier this season so they could his roster spot to his brother, was lights-out for eight innings. Another Detroit Tigers pitcher made a Little League overthrow (with all apologies to the Little Leaguers everywhere) to bring in the runs that ultimately decided the game and the St. Louis Cardinals won 4-2 last night to wrap up the World Series in five games.

Oh, and the MVP, Cardinals shortstop David Eckstein, started the series 0-for-11. The Cardinals starting left-fielder, Preston Wilson, was released in mid-season.

It's a little like that scene in a Family Guy episode where Chris, Peter Griffin's porcine teenaged son, says, "I haven't been this confused since the ending of No Way Out." Quick cut to a distressed Chris leaving a movie theatre: "How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?"

That's the only postscript emotion this a.m., three hours Cardinals closer Adam Wainwright struck out Series goat Brandon Inge (who made three errors and also pulled a rock on the basepaths, getting thrown out going second-to-third on a ball hit in front of him) to nail down St. Louis' first World Series title since 1982. The more one tries to analyze it, the less one has a screw's clue about why things happened the way the did.

Five throwing errors by Detroit pitchers, leading to eight unearned runs? You can watch your favourite major-league team day in, day out all season and probably not see its pitchers make five throwing errors. Good grief. From Miracle Team to giving away a miracle, it took only seven days.

An 83-win team winning the World Series runs counter to what baseball's traditionally supposed to be about. Like a greater mind once said, this is a game that measures a gift for dailyness; it almost has some organizing principle that dictates things will even out over time, and that flukes or anomalies don't just happen. Being mediocre and still having a chance at the big prize is all well and good in other team sports, or in politics, pop music or acting (Julia Roberts won an Oscar one year, after all), but never in baseball, except every 20 years or so when a team such as the '06 Cardinals, 1987 Minnesota Twins or 1973 New York Mets somehow bucks the trend.

That said, I'm not even sure it really counts as an upset. The Tigers were favoured since they had the better regular-season record, had blown through the league playoffs and were coming over from the American League, which has dominated the World Series, All-Star Game and interleague play over the past few years. Few people played up the discrepancy in plate discipline, and seemed to ignore that Tony La Russa's Cardinals had been to the post-season the previous two years, so they had more experience.

Between Eckstein, Scott Rolen (who hit .421 and could have been the MVP) and versatile role players such as So Taguchi, they proved better suited to a short series. Albert Pujols didn't do much with the bat, but have you ever seen a first baseman throw out a runner from his back? Me neither.

What worked for the Tigers across 162 games just didn't work here. Credit St. Louis' advance scouts, by the way, with coming up with a plan to frustrate Tigers hitters, who hit just .199 in the Series.

All in all, with apologies to Cardinals fans, it wasn't much of a World Series, but at least there's the fun part in trying to figure out why it went the way it did.

(Not sure is this made it onto the broadcast, but apparently the Busch Stadium field is going to be re-sodded for next season. You don't say.)

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Friday, October 27, 2006

LAST POST BEFORE THE WEEKEND

Now, if a NHL team could bring Warren Zevon back from the dead to be their anthem singer, that would be impressive.

  • The International Ice Hockey Federation says European players would be better off staying in Europe. Harsh truth, or do you consider the source?

    The Toronto Star article by Kevin McGran does point that the change in the rules that gives NHL teams only two years to sign a European draft choice may be causing some teams to rush players instead of letting them develop back home.
  • World Series: Yes, the Cardinals are getting payback for '68, when another centre-fielder with the first name Curtis stumbled. The way this World Series is going, St. Louis is getting payback for the Don Denkinger blown call in '85 and the Home Field Advantage classic in '87.
  • This corner's been light on the Canadian Football League. Does Ricky Williams still have a shot at the rushing title? Just kidding. The Toronto Argonauts need to beat the Montreal Alouettes tomorrow to clinch first place in the East Division.
  • Weekend: Before digging into the football buffet (Canadian and U.S.) there's English Premiership soccer between Liverpool, Neil Acharya's team for life and unbeaten Aston Villa's, Neate's team for right now.
  • CIS football playoffs begin tomorrow (here's the picks). About that Queen's upset call. Not sure where that came from (could have been the late night, could have been the Bob Marley) but hey, it's not like there's a reputation to squander here. (Sarcasm on. ) It's a blog. It's not "real journalism," that's why you don't get paid for it.

    Judging from the Hamilton Spectator's advancer, it might be easier to list the Mac starters who aren't injured than the ones who are banged up. The status of Mac's best receiver, Jon Behie, is unclear.

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WORLD SERIOUS: CARDS A WIN AWAY

Blame the rain for making Curtis Granderson is part of an eerie World Series symmetry.

Flash back to 1968, the last time the Detroit Tigers and St. Louis Cardinals played in the World Series. In Game 7, bottom of the seventh inning, all zeroes on the scoreboard, Cardinals centre-fielder Curt Flood's misplay -- starting in on a Jim Northrup line drive instead moving back -- turned what should have been an out into a two-run triple that decided the Series.

Thirty-eight years later, Granderson, playing the same position at the same stage of the game, suffered a pratfall of his own, slipping on the slick outfield grass while chasing David Eckstein's flyball. Coupled with Detroit reliever Fernando Rodney throwing away a sac bunt on the next player, that ultimately turned a one-run Cardinals deficit into a one-run lead.

An inning later, with the score tied and two out, Eckstein doubled again, this time off the glove of Tigers left-fielder Craig Monroe, sending St. Louis on to a 5-4 win and a 3-1 lead in the World Series.

It's no consolation to a Tigers fan to hear that the final 2½ innings could be submitted as an argument for a neutral-site World Series. (It'd be a somewhat dumb argument, but at least people would hear you out after last night.)

On a field that was slippery due to nearly two days of rain -- not to mention the dew caused as the temperature dropped in the evening hours, first Granderson fell down to give Eckstein a gift double, leading to two Cardinals runs.

One inning later, after Brandon Inge doubled in Pudge Rodriguez to tie it 4-4 -- and Jim Edmonds, St. Louis' eight-time Gold Glove centre-fielder, appeared to go back rather gingerly on the fly ball -- Eckstein doubled off the diving Monroe's glove. It would have been a difficult catch under most circumstances, but the slick turf probably cost Monroe the extra half-step or so he needed to make the play and end the inning with the game still tied.

Again, that's no consolation to the Tigers, who didn't do themselves many favours. Eckstein, who was 4-for-5 with three doubles, got the chance to drive in the winning run because for the second straight night, Tigers reliever Joel Zumaya walked the first batter in the bottom of the eighth inningn. Everything Tigers manager Jim Leyland's team was able to get away with giving a lick and a polish over the marathon regular season -- so-so defence, an overly young pitching staff, lack of disciplined hitting, too much reliance on the home run -- seems to have come home to roost against the Redbirds.

Not to sound like a CD that's skipping, but more people should have seen this coming. Read into what you will, but when ESPN.com's Gene Wojciechowski quoted a well-known national baseball writer as saying after Game 3 that, "I can't believe the Cardinals are going to win the World Series," it's a little jarring. Shouldn't a guy with that kind of experience and platform been more open to the possibility Tony La Russa's Cardinals might pull this off, not the other way around, not less?

Post-season baseball is a series of percentage plays, and the Cardinals, 83-78 regular-season record or not, is better suited to this kind of game, since their lineup generally has more contact hitters and they play better defence. Throw in Detroit's now-evident flaws and some ice-cold hitters -- leadoff man Granderson is hitting .056 (1-for-18) and No. 3 hitter Magglio Ordoñez is batting .133 (2-for-15) -- and it's not surprising. Can't speak for everyone, but I know I didn't think this through, even after correctly calling the Cardinals to beat the Mets in the league playoffs.

One last thing. You've probably heard that old line about how the player who makes a big defensive play for the third out always leads off the next half-inning. Just to turn another baseball truth inside out, which seems to be a theme this October, after Monroe just missed robbing Eckstein in the bottom of the eighth, guess who was Detroit's first batter in the top of ninth?

It was Monroe, who struck out swinging against Adam Wainwright. The St. Louis closer then easily finished off the Tigers to preserve his own victory.

KEEP FIGHTING HAM!

The Nippon Ham Fighters won the Japan Series yesterday, beating the Chunichi Dragons 4-1 to wrap up a five-game victory. The score was tied in the sixth when former Ottawa Lynx and Montreal Expos player Fernando Seguignol hit his second homer of the series, a two-run job, to put the Ham Fighters ahead for good. Ex-Blue Jay Micheal Nakamura pitched a 1-2-3 ninth for the championship-clinching save.

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HOCKEY LAST NIGHT: SING WHEN YOU'RE WINNING, SABRES & SENS

Prior to last night, a post praising the Ottawa Senators for their good taste in anthem singers was almost begging to be written. Anything to get away from discussing how the Senators were poised to trounce the Toronto Maple Leafs royally for the second time this week, eh?

On Tuesday, when the Sens whipped the Leafs 6-2 at the Air Canada Centre in the first game of a home-and-home series, a young woman named Katie Atkins (top picture) like, totally, butchered O Canada.

Between periods (we had a live blog going) Théo of Ottawa Sports Guy e-mailed: "Oh my goodness, that was a terrible anthem. Which MLSE executive pulled a favour to get his daughter to sing it?""

Nothing against Ms. Atkins, who seems cloned from the same blonde master cell that also produced TSN's Jennifer Hedger. (Watch what you say about her: She'll probably be hosting Sportscentre in 10 years.) It's just that watching, and unfortunately listening to her, you could see bits and pieces of 1,000 American Idol (or Canadian Idol) rejects all embodied by a single overwrought, undertalented performer.

Now, the last time I sang in public, it was a small-town Ontario Legion Hall, it was New Year's Eve and it was karaoke.*

Still, there's this unshakable feeling that the Idol franchise ruins vocalists. They're all looking to hit those high notes and impress the judges. The people watching at home who don't know any differently and don't expect much, so they let it slide. So they don't learn how to interpret the music and sing each note. They sing around the notes.

Low notes? Forget about it. Most have as much chance of hitting a low note as a Detroit Tigers pitcher has of hitting a grand-slam home run tonight in Game 5 of the World Series. Besides, as any music company lowlife can tell you, you don't need to hit low notes; that's why you have a mixing board.

Back in '03, I went to a Syracuse basketball game over the Christmas holidays, and the teen girl singing The Star-Spangled Banner had her voice crack on the final line. My mom, who has the musical gene in our family, smiled knowingly, since she knew that was coming.

The plan was to praise the Senators for having a real anthem singer. Ottawa's regular anthem singer is an Ontario Provincial Police officer named Lyndon Slewidge (second picture). He has powerhouse pipes, and a Google search shows that he has plenty of experience singing bass, baritone and tenor.

The next person to speak ill of Slewidge's singing will be the first. Granted, that may only be because they don't want one of his police colleagues to pull them over for speeding -- possibly while they're trying to make up for lost time after taking an hour to get out of the Scotiabank Place parking lot after a Sens game.

The wheels were in motion. Get away from discussion of the Leafs losing again (which they did, 7-2), give the Sens a backhanded compliment, praise Lyndon Slewidge and take a cheap shot at American Idol, Canadian Idol and all the people who watch those stupid glorified karaoke contests. All in one fell swoop, to boot.

So naturally, guess who sang O Canada at the return game between the Sens and Leafs last night in Ottawa?

Not Lyndon Slewidge. Just my luck, it was Eva Avila, the Canadian Idol winner. Thanks, Senators management, for shooting my idea for a post so full of holes that it now resembles the Leafs ' defence corps.

Not that it's all that important, but Eva fairly butchered O Canada too. In her defence, the music company lowlives have probably run the poor young woman ragged since she won Idol six weeks ago, so if her voice was off, it's not her fault. Besides, she wasn't in Katie country.

Oh, and there was some hockey last night:

Sabres 3 Isles 0: 10 in a row for Buffalo! Yes, even wins against Charles Wang's Travelling Gong Show count in the standings. The Sabres, who got 29 saves from Ryan Miller, will try to become the first team to open a season 11-0 when they host the Thrashers tomorrow.

Habs 3 Bruins 2: Suffice to say, Sergei Samsonov's return to Boston as a member of the Canadiens was not the main post-game story -- not after the Habs' Danny Markov scored the winning goal on a power play with 1.2 seconds left. Angry Bruins fans (are there any other kind?), upset with the last-minute penalty call that led to Markov's game-winner, threw garbage on the ice and the game was called.

Canadiens forward Alexei Kovalev, who was tossed in the second period, is probably going to get a fine out of this for telling reporters afterward that "the refs screwed up the whole game."

Alexei, take a cue from former NFL executive Jim Finks, who once responded to a question about referees by saying, "I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating."

Coyotes 6 Oilers 2: Maybe Phoenix's players thought renaming the arena the Jobing.com Arena -- a job-posting website -- was a veiled message that some of them could be looking for work soon if they don't shape up. The Coyotes turned the tables on the Oilers on the strength of a 32-save night from David LeNeveu, just called from the AHL. Georges Laraque even potted a goal against his old friends.

It was the second 6-2 loss in as many nights for the Oilers, who lost to Anaheim Wednesday. It's too early to cite travel fatigue, so it really seems Edmonton is playing without a lot of killer instinct. You know how you can tell? Check the gamesheets and look at how often they give a goal right back after scoring to tie the game or pull within one.

Flyers 3 Thrashers 2 (shootout): Nice start to the John Stevens era as Peter Forsberg and Simon Gagné solved Kari Lehtonen in the shootout to give Philly a desperately needed win.

Not sure how many coaches do this or if it's even a good idea, but Thrashers coach Bob Hartley pulled his starting goalie, Johan Hedberg (29 saves), and put in Lehtonen for the shootout. He said Lehtonen was his "stopper," but how much sense does it make to put in a guy who's been on the bench for 2½ hours?

Sens 7 Leafs 2: When all you to write about are anthem singers, you know the game was a dog. The Sens, who got a hat trick from Dany Heatley and five-point nights from Joe Corvo and Jason Spezza, are in a groove. The Leafs were mostly lousy -- no jam, non-existent defence. It's probably a positive that Darcy Tucker's indefensible decision to pick a fight with confirmed pacifist Patrick Eaves on Tuesday did nothing to fire up the Leafs; at least they're above such tactics.

The Sens have outscored the Leafs 57-30 -- by a margin of almost two -- in their 12 meetings dating back to the start of '05-06. It gets even more lopsided when you factor in that the Leafs' two wins in that span were, if memory serves, by 7-1 and 6-0 scores.

(* About that. The songs were the Dead Milkmen's Punk Rock Girl and Warren Zevon's Werewolves of London, and unfortunately there were witnesses.)

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CIS FOOTBALL PICKS: OUA PLAYOFFS

The way things have gone in the Ontario University Athletics football conference this fall you have to figure on one road team winning in the two quarter-final games on Saturday, right?

So it stands to reason -- scratch that, there is no reason here, just a gut feeling -- either the Queen's Golden Gaels or Western Mustangs will win on the road in tomorrow's OUA playoff games, against No. 3 seed McMaster (6-2) and No. 4 seed Windsor (6-2), respectively. Given a choice between backing either underdog, almost all CIS fans would take the Mustangs in a heartbeat. You know my prejudices, of course.

QUEEN'S GOLDEN GAELS (4-4) vs. McMASTER MARAUDERS (6-2)
Saturday, 2 p.m. (online at CFRC.ca)
Everything you're about to read from this point on should be prefaced by the knowledge that Mac is an odds-on, near slam-dunk favourite, with a 75-80% chance of winning. Still, this is a blog -- there is no crediblity to lose by making a prediction that's straight off the Ork cloud.

Namely, Queen's is a lot more capable of winning this game than some people believe.

Where's the gut feeling coming from? After all, coach Pat Sheahan's Gaels are 0-6 against Mac since returning to the OUA for football in 2001, including a 37-5 loss at Ivor Wynne Stadium just four weeks ago. As well, the track record for No. 6 seeds is, uh, not good. Since '01, they're 0-5, losing by an average score of 44-18.

The Marauders did stumble in losing back-to-back games a couple weeks ago, but QB Adam Archibald, slotback Jon Behie and defensive back Jesse Card were all dinged-up then. Mac's defence is much better when Card (three INTs against Guelph last week) is in there. Isn't Queen's is going to have to get a great day out of QB Dan Brannagan and his favourite (sometimes only) receivers, Rob Bagg and Brad Smith, to have a fighting chance?

It's long shot, but Queen's can win ugly if they do the following:
  1. Come out at least plus-2 in the turnover battle;
  2. Get some big field position-changing plays, either from the receivers or Bagg on special teams;
  3. On defence, contain Mac's running game, keep the Marauders from big pass plays, and put Archibald in long-yardage situations.

It won't be easy, but with all apologies to Bruce Cockburn, nothing worth havin' comes without some kind of fight. That last point is dicey. Archibald has the bazooka arm to hit the big pass plays -- hence that CIS-leading 10.6 yards per attempt -- but he hasn't improved his accuracy, something that noted here back in the off-season.

Archibald also threw nine picks in just 135 attempts this season. He's going up against a well-coached Queen's bunch that is capable of forcing turnovers (11 picks against just nine TD passes allowed) and was only one of two OUA teams to hold opponents below 50% passing this season.

From here, it looks like Gaels defensive co-ordinator Pat Tracey has probably done one of his best coaching jobs since taking over the unit in 2001. Queen's lost linebacker Ian Hazlett early on and has played good, bend-but-don't-break defence nearly each week, with Adam Ross in stepping up when Hazlett was unavailable.

That was a hallmark of the Gaels defence when Bob Mullen, Tracey's predecessor, coached the defence; teams often didn't get much off them without having better athletes. Every so often, they would frustrate and flummox an arguably better team into beating themselves. That's pretty much what Tracey's troops have to do this time.

Considering some of Mac's recent struggles -- falling big-time behind early at home against Laurier, fading away in the second half against Western -- it looks they can be thrown off their game. It's a long shot,

It's the longest of long shots, but it's about time the Gaels caught a break in these games. In 2003, they lost an epic game to the Marauders after Jesse Lumsden ran a kickoff all the way back in the final minute and Queen's kicker Chris Napoli connected with the upright in overtime; way back in '91, current Mac rookie head coach Stefan Ptaszek played on the Laurier team who made a big second-half comeback against Queen's in the Churchill Bowl national semi-final. The luck has to change some time, right?

Sure, the reasoning here is flimsy and specious. But hope is good thing, right? The Call: Queen's 23-21

WESTERN MUSTANGS (5-3) vs. WINDSOR LANCERS (6-2)
Saturday, 2 p.m. (The Score)
Judging by the tenor of the discussions at the always informative cisfootball.org, Western fans seem to have curbed their enthusiasm for this Mustangs crew. Western's been inconsistent all year, and now they face a road playoff game with a first-time starter at quarterback. Veteran QB Michael Faulds has been ruled out with an injured hand. Between head coach Larry Haylor (who could be coaching his last game) and his successor Greg Marshall, Western's coaching staff should have a QB ready, whether it's backup Hayden Marks or the more athletic Mark Howard, who was moved over to defence this season.

Windsor, who's hosting a playoff game for the first time in 30 years, is a little like Concordia in the Quebec conference in Manitoba in Can West. They're not on those programs' level, but coach Mike Morencie's team, like those two squads I just named, began the season unranked and were slow to win people over. Also like the Stingers and Bisons, they're not a traditional power that gets a lot of media attention, like Laval or Saskatchewan.

That win last week over Laurier opened some eyes. People are saying, "OK, we get it; Windsor's semi-halfway for real." Their M.O. seems to be that they're not what you think they are. Defensively, Windsor's sometimes like those Bud Grant Minnesota Vikings teams back in the '70s, where they sometimes have 15 or 16 guys in the huddle; they've confused a lot of teams with shifting looks and personnel packages. That doesn't bode well for a Western team with an inexperienced passer and no real game-breaking receiver.

Offensively, the Lancers are supposed to be all about the much ballyhooed Thunder and Lightning backfield with record-setting running back Daryl Stephenson and the change-up guy, Nick Romain. Stephenson's a workhorse, but the man who really makes Windsor's offence purr is receiver Glenn MacKay, who had three TDs in both of their biggest wins (Laurier last week and Queen's back on Sept. 16).

Thing is, Windsor is wise enough not to overuse their home run threat of MacKay running a deep route after QB Dan Lumley carries out a play-action fake (Lumley may do this better than any other current QB in the OUA, by the way). They faithfully stick to the run, waiting until they can pull the defensive halfs and safety up in run support and find MacKay crossing through the vacated middle, or running a deep vertical route in 1-on-1 coverage.

That selective use is reflected in his stats; MacKay only had 32 catches, but he's averaged 24 yards per catch and his nine TD receptions are second only to Regina's Chris Bauman.

If that formula -- run, then play-action -- sounds familiar, it's the formula Haylor used in Western's peak years. It's kind of a tribute that it might be used against his team in his final game. The Call: Windsor 30-20

Last week: 9-4 (69%)
Season to date: 76-21 (78%)

Related:
Bleeding Tricolour (Oct. 23)

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CIS FOOTBALL PICKS WEEK 9

Here's some Uneducated Guesses on how Week 9 of the Canadian Interuniversity Sport football season might shake out, or more likely, how it won't shake out.

Since the OUA is the only conference beginning its playoffs this weekend -- Queen's-McMaster and Western-Windsor tomorrow afternoon -- that's been covered in a separate column.

HIGHLIGHTS
  • The Regina Rams securing a playoff berth with a win on the road over Alberta
  • One of the country's two unbeatens -- that would be Laval or Manitoba -- suffering their first loss heading into the playoffs

CANADA WEST

No. 2 MANITOBA BISONS (7-0) vs. BRITISH COLUMBIA THUNDERBIRDS (4-3)
Friday, 10 p.m. (all times Eastern)
For the sake of clarity, Manitoba had better take it easy and rest their starters, so UBC can win the game and avoid a 3-way tiebreaker for the final two Can West playoff berths.

Coach Brian Dobie's Bisons are assured home-field advantage for the conference playoffs, and ipso facto, for the Vanier Cup, since it's being played in Western Canada for the first time. Logically, you'd expect the U of M to take this one easy, since they've got first place sewn up and could also end up facing UBC in a playoff game next week.

UBC running back Chris Ciezki needs just 59 yards to edge out Windsor's Daryl Stephenson for the CIS rushing title. It's been a while since a non-OUA player was the country's most prolific ground gainer. The Call: UBC 31-24, assuming Manitoba rests their regulars; WINNER: Manitoba 43-20

(UPDATE: Ciezki was a late scratch due to to an injury.)

SIMON FRASER CLAN (0-6-0-1) vs. CALGARY DINOS (1-6)
Saturday, 3 p.m.
C'est la vie
for Blake Nill's rebuilding Dinos program. True freshman quarterback Dalin Tollestrup has dazzled at times, but after tomorrow's season finale, they likely won't have him on the field again until 2009 since he's slated to take a two-year Mormon mission.

From here, it at least looks like the U of C is headed in a somewhat positive direction. Simon Fraser seems more of an enigma. The Call: Calgary 35-21; WINNER: Calgary 39-7

REGINA RAMS (3-4) vs. No. 10 ALBERTA GOLDEN BEARS (4-3)
Saturday, 9 p.m.
Wonder if the Bears are aware that a really lopsided loss might end up clinching a playoff berth for them?

If Regina wins, and UBC loses to Manitoba tonight, then there will be three 4-4 teams tied for the final two playoff spots. The tiebreaker, since no one beat the other two teams, is point differential in the head-to-head matchups:

  • UBC is plus-11 (one-point loss to Alberta, 12-point win over Regina)
  • Alberta is plus-1
  • Regina is minus-12

If Alberta wins, they finish third no matter what UBC does, since they beat them earlier in the season. A win by UBC assures them a playoff spot.

Now the tricky scenario. Regina can actually finish third. If they beat the Bears by 24 points or more -- and given the Rams' offence led by prolific passer Teale Orban, anything is possible -- then they finish third due to a point differential of plus-12. Alberta would get the fourth and final playoff spot since they beat UBC (on a last-second single, no less).

The Rams seem hard to stop, right now. Orban (2,390 yards, 23 TDs) has a shot at the conference records for most yards and TDs in a single season, which is really kind of amazing seeing as he never gets to play against the Regina defence.

Alberta, meantime, is ill-equipped to get in a scoring battle with the Rams. The Call: Regina 31-29; WINNER: Regina 36-25

QUEBEC

No. 1 LAVAL ROUGE ET OR (7-0) vs. No. 6 MONTREAL CARABINS (5-2)
Saturday, 12 noon (RDS)
Seems like ancient history now, but back in Week 2, the Carabins nearly upset Laval at PEPS Stadium, with the Rouge et Or prevailing on a late touchdown. Montreal's been a tough team to figure out for someone who relies on game reports and statistical summaries; consistency has not been their strong suit.

After noticing that the Carabins gave up 263 yards last week in a narrow win over Sherbrooke -- on just 19 attempts -- one wonders what Rouge et Or passer Benoit Groulx might be able to do if the Carabins have a couple breakdowns in the secondary. The Call: Laval 26-17; WINNER: Montreal 7-2

BISHOP'S GAITERS (1-6) vs. McGILL REDMEN (3-4)
Saturday, 1 p.m.
Redmen QB Matt Connell has put up numbers that are almost Hec Crighton candidate-worthy -- 1,959 yards passing, 61.5% completion percentage -- considering that he plays on a team that has to throw on nearly every down. Even though the defence knows what's coming, he's only been sacked eight times.

Speaking of stats, Gaiters tailback Jamall Lee comes into the game with a 42-yard lead over Montreal's Joseph Mroué (a graduate of Ottawa's Myers Riders minor football program) for the conference rushing title. Concordia's Andrew Hamilton is 109 yards behind Lee. That gives the Gaiters some incentive after their playoff hopes were dashed by a loss to Mount Allison last weekend. The Call: McGill 30-27; WINNER: McGill 14-0

No. 4 CONCORDIA STINGERS (6-1) vs. SHERBROOKE VERT ET OR (2-4)
Saturday, 4 p.m.
Sherbrooke, who like Eastern Townships rival Bishop's has had a disappointing season, gets to finish with the same team they started against. Stingers kicker Warren Kean, coming off his nine field goal-day last week, is four points ahead of Laval botteur Cameron Takacs for the conference scoring title. He's also four field goals away from former Manitoba (and current Hamilton Ticats) kicker Jamie Boreham's single-season CIS mark of 23. The Call: Concordia 33-14; WINNER: Sherbrooke 29-15

ATLANTIC

ST. FRANCIS XAVIER X-MEN vs. SAINT MARY'S HUSKIES
Friday, 5 p.m. (The Score)
It took seven weeks, but rookie SMU head coach Steve Sumurah finally decided on a QB, naming Erik Glavic the starter earlier this week. Glavic's a big guy, 6-foot-6, and he can scoot (122 rushing yards last week), so comparisons with McMaster quarterback-slotback Jon Behie are perhaps somewhat inevitable.

As for Sumurah's squad, way back in the season preview it was suggested that SMU "(m)ay be this year's version of the team that has a so-so 4-4 or 5-3 regular season and then finds something that works in the playoffs." That cancelled game against Mount A means they can only get to three wins, but the point is the obvious: SMU seems to made more progress than their Atlantic rivals, with the exception of Mount Allison, which of course had much farther to come.

The X-Men seem to be limping, literally, having battled injuries all year. They've lost four straight and haven't played a game since Oct. 14. Winner of this game hosts the Atlantic semi-final on Nov. 4.

This is the first time The Score has gone to the Maritimes for a broadcast (some of us, alas, have to work in offices where CIS fans are fewer and farther between). The Call: Saint Mary's 37-15; WINNER: Saint Mary's 32-0

ACADIA AXEMEN (4-3) vs. MOUNT ALLISON (2-4)
Saturday, 1 p.m.
Mount A, now that it has a playoff game to prepare for, should give the Axemen a good game. Acadia coach Jeff Cummins, whose team is coming off a 34-7 loss to Laval, will have to decide how long to play his starters in a game that won't affect his team's position in the standings.
Acadia's Cale Inglis comes in trailing Mount A's T.J. Williams by 36 yards in the rushing race. The Call: Acadia 27-24; WINNER: Acadia 34-15

(Weekly tally: 6-4)


Last week:

9-4 (69%)
Season to date: 76-21 (78%)

Weeks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 & 8

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

RAINFALL CLASSIC: WHAT CAN YOU DO?

Since the baseball writers don't have an actual game to write about tonight -- and judging from the weather forecasts for St. Louis and Detroit, they might not tomorrow or the next day -- they've had to find something else to write about.

Like, should Major League Baseball at least consider playing the World Series at a neutral site -- in a dome or a more temperate climate, such as San Diego?

Given the glacial pace of a change in baseball and the lack of central leadership (here's looking at you, Bud Selig), this has no chance of happening any time soon. It took about 30 years each of chewing it over before the designated hitter and interleague play were implemented.

Just don't be so quick to shrug it off as the idle musings of sportswriters with deadlines to meet and suddenly no games to cover. It has some merit, although it would become one more way that baseball is becoming like the NFL, and no one should want that. Baseball should strive to not follow football's example whenever possible. Besides, Selig apparently doesn't have enough clout to have access to the weather-control devices the powerful NFL owners have. Knowing Selig's luck, the first time they announced the World Series will be played entirely at a neutral site, San Diego gets a freak snowstorm.

This has happened before. The 1962 World Series saw four days pass between games 5 and 6. Of course, there were no league playoffs then, so the deciding game was played Oct. 16. In the classic '75 Series, wet weather meant four days passed between the fifth game and Game 6 (the Carlton Fisk game). Of course, the league playoffs were just a single best-of-5 round, so the Reds and Red Sox wrapped it up Oct. 22.

The solution probably isn't a neutral site; it probably lies in getting the regular season finished quicker -- which would mean playing more doubleheaders. Of course, since the fans would stand to benefit from that most of all, it'll never happen.

Related:
World Serious: Carpenter Helps Nail Down Where Detroit Is Vulnerable (Oct. 25)
Crasnick: Hold the Series at a hot spot? (ESPN.com)

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HOCKEY LAST NIGHT: PRONGS 1, OILERS 0

Oh, to join the rush... as the season builds.

Ducks 6 Oilers 2: Or should it be Chris Pronger 1, Edmonton fans 0? The big lug picked up three helpers to help the Ducks lay a sound whipping on his old team.

Good on Anaheim grinder Travis Moen, by the way, for having a two-goal night.

Panthers 4 Rangers 2: There's never not a good time to run photos of gadabout goalie Ed Belfour, especially after he turns aside 35 shots in a win over the Broadway Blueshirts.

Red Wings 2 Sharks 1: Lost interest in this one early in the second when San Jose was up 1-0 and was as shocked as anyone to learn the Wings pulled out the win on goals by Mathieu Schneider and Robert Lang.

Schneider's equalizer 38 seconds into the third period came on the power play, just Detroit's fifth in 50 opportunities. Calgary, Ottawa -- does it seem like a lot of teams have power plays that are clicking less than 10 percent of the time? Maybe there's something larger at play here.

Canucks 5 Blackhawks 0: Vancouver was on the final leg of a five-game road trip, and it didn't matter one bit since Chicago has next to no offensive punch with Martin Havlat out for at least three more weeks and Michal Handzus done for the season.

This blog has some readers down Simcoe, Ont., way where yours truly used to work at the Reformer. One of that area's NHLers, Chicago's big blueliner Jassen Cullimore, was a healthy scratch for the second straight game. The Chicago Tribune noted the Hawks are in a catch-22; Cullimore isn't playing well enough to merit the increased playing time you give a guy who you're showcasing a trade.

Hawks GM Dale Tallon might be well advised to call up Leafs GM John Ferguson Jr., who's never been averse to acquiring oversized defencemen who sometimes struggle to keep up in the new NHL. will try to add another economy-sized defenceman who's struggled to adjust to the new NHL?

Wild 3 Kings 1: Kind of an up-and-down week for our Norfolk County NHLers -- John Stevens is the new coach in Philly, but Cullimore's on the trade block and Rob Blake is minus-7 early on in his second stint with Los Angeles. That's probably more a reflection on the Kings' slow start -- Blake had a negative plus-minus for much of the early going last season when Colorado got off to a slow start.

The Wild, meantime, are 8-1-0-0, but no one south outside the State of Hockey has noticed. By the way, while several teams have terrible power plays, the Wild are 93.5 percent on the penalty kill. Something seems up here.

Carolina 5 Atlanta 4: It was a wild one in the NFC South last night, with John Carney deciding it in overtime after Michael Vick forced overtime with a touchdown pass to Alge Crumpler late in regulation. Oops.

Actually, it was Anton Babchuk who finished off a 2-on-1 in overtime to give Carolina a win over the Southeast Division rivals. From the sounds of it, there was a lot to see, with chances galore and Cam Ward and Kari Lehtonen trading excellent saves.

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NBA JAM: DALLAS MAVERICKS

In our continuing rundown on the NBA season, Neil Acharya looks at the Southwest Division, specifically the Dallas Mavericks.

Last season: 60-22, fourth in Western Conference, lost 4-2 to Miami in NBA Finals
Coach: Avery Johnson
New face: Austin Croshere
Funny-looking white guy: Probably Dirk Novitzki
Blogs: Blog Maverick (written by owner Mark Cuban), MavsMoneyball

If they could have one quarter back, the Dallas Mavericks most certainly would have taken back the fourth of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Poised to take a stranglehold 3-0 lead in the series, they had a 13-point lead with seven minutes remaining, and in their best Toronto Raptors impression, they blew it and lost that game and the next three to the Miami Heat.

The Mavs got a taste for the big show and this year they will certainly be on a mission to get back. If the Mavs play to their potential they should win the Southwest Division. Small forward Josh Howard is going to have to put up the same numbers as last year or better while playing as many games as the season before. Last year he only played in 59 games, so if he stays healthy the Mavs are that much more deadly during the regular season.

A big reason teams find Dallas so hard to contain is the fact they have so many scorers. Guard Jason Terry had a great season last year for the Mavs and his best since playing for Atlanta. He played his heart out in the Finals. Of course, Dirk Novitzki was unstoppable most nights. He hits clutch shots, he can carry a team and play at both ends of the court, but you know the rap on the big German; he's been too often accused of lacking a killer instinct. He kind of gets a bad rap, but that will change once he wins a championship ring.

Maybe the Mavericks should delete all the David Hasselhoff songs on his iPod just to mark Dirk get mad.

Centre DeSagana Diop, who can’t do much in the scoring department but is looking to become a defensive stalwart for his club, grabbing rebounds and blocking shots, keeping the ball away from opposition in his own zone and giving more opportunities to the triple threat of Terry, Novitzki and Howard by keeping the ball alive of the miss in the offensive zone, if he can add a few points here and there then all the better. He will most likely share playing time with Eric Dampier who can put up better offensive numbers than Diop.

Finally, Devin Harris will get the starting role at point guard, getting the ball to the Big Three. It certainly is a good way to get accustomed to playing day in and day out as he only started 23 games in the last two years.

The Mavs are no longer the new kid on the block, this year they are out for respect and will start by taking their division.

Also in Southwest Division: Houston Rockets, Memphis Grizzlies, New Orleans-Oklahoma City Hornets, San Antonio Spurs

NBA JAM: HOUSTON ROCKETS

In our continuing rundown on the NBA season, Neil Acharya looks at the Southwest Division, beginning with the Houston Rockets.

Last season: 34-48, tied for 12th in Western Conference
Coach: Jeff Van Gundy
New face: Shane Battier
Funny-looking white guy: Can we count Battier here, since he went to Duke? No? Well, then Vasilis Spanoulis is it
Blogs: Rockets Blast, H-Town Sports

Fittingly, Space City's basketball team boasts Tracy McGrady and Rafer Alston, two of the biggest space cadets the NBA currently has on any roster.

It is still a mystery if McGrady knows the last time he made it past the first round of the post-season was as a member of the Toronto Raptors, a team he left high and dry for greener pastures. Those greener pastures certainly haven't been found in the swamps of Florida or the oil fields of Houston.

The Rockets made a few smart moves. Firstly, they added Shane Battier, who is coming off probably his best all-around season since his rookie year in Memphis, although Houston will be better off if they can play him at small forward, not the more physically demanding power spot. Bonzi Wells was playing admirably in Sacramento before an injury shelved him for nearly half of '05-06. Although Bonzi backs up T-Mac, he provides the Rockets with a capable shooting guard and a stable presence in the backcourt which is essential with the volatile nature of T-Mac and Rafer at point guard.

Like Wells and McGrady, 6-foot-6 two-guard Kirk Snyder, a former first-rounder added in an off-season trade with New Orleans-Oklahoma City, comes to H-Town with what's inevitably described as a lot of baggage. He's athletic, but when a team is willing to trade a guy within its division, it's often a sure sign that they're willing to let him become someone else's problem for a while.

Where the Rockets really lack depth is in the post. Yao Ming will put up numbers, but his backup is aging Dikembe Mutombo.

Power forward Juwan Howard, who’s not that young himself, has a young guy playing behind him in Chuck Hayes. At small forward, it's Battier or bust.

Bottom line: So long as McGrady is the main man on the Rockets, it’s a gamble to predict good things for Houston. McGrady has skills that few can match, but no one knows when he will show up. With powerhouses Dallas and San Antonio in the same division and a solid Memphis club followed by Chris Paul's Hornets, we can bet on the Rockets being a tough out on most nights.

Regardless, by spring, McGrady will be trying to remember where he was the last time he played in the second round of the playoffs.

Also in Southwest Division: Dallas Mavericks, Memphis Grizzlies, New Orleans-Oklahoma City Hornets, San Antonio Spurs
Previously:
Southeast Division: Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Bobcats, Miami Heat, Orlando Magic, Washington Wizards

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

STUFF FOR YOUR HUMPDAY AFTERNOON

Don't tell anyone you don't own Blonde on Blonde ... It's gonna be okay.

  • Thanks to Deadspin, I discovered another Raptors blog, Manute's Webb. Who knew the fortunes of Samuel L. Jackson and the Raptors were so closely correlated?

    That doesn't mean you should start walking up to the corporate types in the lower bowl at ACC and start asking how their "mother-------" wine coolers taste. That will get you strange looks and a night in the clink at 52 Division.

    Oh, and Manute's also has some apparent harsh truths about student life in Waterloo, Ont.
  • We've already had one Chappelle's Show reference, so that segues right into Fire Joe Morgan pointing out that baseball has created a Look Again Player of the Year Award for "the role players who sacrifice for their team in often unrecognized effort." Guess what "role player" might be code for? All but two of the 30 nominees are white. As one commenter put it, "This list is NHL-level white, not just MLB-level white." (Via Deadspin.)

    Reed Johnson is the Blue Jays nominee and there's real temptation here to go over and vote for him, but that would just legitimize the award, wouldn't it? Besides, how is the White Sox's Joe Crede a "role player" when he played every day and hit 30 homers while contributing Gold Glove-worthy defence at third base?
  • Richard Griffin's Toronto Star column points out ex-Jay Chris Carpenter (see morning post) will make about $5 million less next season than the Jays are due to pay the oft-injured A.J. Burnett.

    Griffin, being Griffin, chose to give one of his disserations on defensive fundamentals and focus on the Joel Zumaya throwing error. That's cool (we love him for this), but it should have rated a mention that Zumaya was feeling a little heat since the Cardinals, with their superior plate discipline, had drawn two walks to start the inning. Zumaya's ill-considered throw to third base was just the obvious mistake.
  • By the way, funny sketch from the lost Chappelle's Show episodes.
  • Yes, there is going to be a live blog from tonight's World Series Game 4 between the Tigers and Cardinals. (Provided it's not a rainout, of course.)

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WORLD SERIOUS: CARPENTER HELPS NAIL DOWN WHERE DETROIT'S VULNERABLE (AND WHERE THE CARDS HAVE A SECRET WEAPON)

What's happening? How are the 83-win St. Louis Cardinals now halfway to the franchise's first World Series title since 1982?

Last night at least, it was a perfect storm: A control pitcher who was on his game while facing an undisciplined bunch of Detroit Tigers hitters.

Cardinals ace Chris Carpenter, as Jayson Stark noted in his ESPN.com column, never faced a three-ball count all night in chucking eight scoreless innings in St. Louis' 5-0 win over the Tigers in Game 3 of the World Series.

He threw 82 pitches in eight innings, which should normally only happen against a last-place team, in the dogs days of August, on getaway day. The first six hitters in the Tigers lineup were 0-for-20. Sean Casey, who faced Carpenter plenty when he played in the NL Central for the Cincinnati Reds, had two of Detroit's three hits.

It's not just the Tigers having a "slump" at the wrong time. Their free-swinging ways are catching up with them, although they do have three good pitchers throwing in the next three games, so they may still pull out the Series.

It's been said ad nauseam that the Tigers defied the odds in reaching the World Series, but the one area where it's really true lies in their lack of plate discipline. You may not read that in the paper today, or hear it talked about on sports radio or on the TV panel shows, since it's not terribly sexy, but it's fact.

In the regular season, the Tigers drew the second-fewest walks in the American League (430) and struck out more times (1,133) than every other team except Cleveland. They were 13th in a 14-team league in both bases on balls and in not striking out.

Their hitters fanned 2.63 times for every time they worked a walk. That may mean about as much to you as the price of grain, but for The Geek, this is brain candy.

Players who master the strike zone -- that comes from things such as minor-league instruction, video analysis, working with the hitting coach and experience -- are more likely to pick out a good pitch to hit each time at bat. It's as true for contact hitters as it for the power hitters who strike out 150 times per season. It's not much talked about, but in the playoffs, when there's so much emphasis on each pitch and each at-bat, it's critical that you have hitters who don't make easy outs.

Here's a list that should start to point the way to hat I'm getting at here. I've calculated (hat tip to Baseball-Reference.com) the strikeout-to-walk ratio for the hitters on each World Series team dating back to 2000. The team's league rank in walks (BB) and avoiding strikeouts (SO) are in brackets. Obviously, the lower the ratio, the more disciplined the team's hitters were.

PLATE DISCIPLINE AMONG PENNANT WINNERS, 2000- (World Series winners in bold)

'03 Yankees: 1.53 SO-to-BB (1st in walks, 10th in not striking out)
'00 Mets: 1.54 (2, 7)
'02 Giants: 1.56 (3, 3)
'00 Yankees: 1.60 (4, 6)
'06 Cardinals: 1.74 (9, 2)
'02 Angels: 1.74 (11, 1)
'01 D-Backs: 1.79 (3, 3)
'04 Red Sox: 1.80 (2, 14)
'03 Marlins 1.90 (13, 3)
'04 Cardinals: 1.98 (8, 9)
'01 Yankees: 1.99 (7, 8)
'05 Astros: 2.16 (13, 6)
'05 White Sox: 2.30 (11, 9)
'06 Tigers: 2.63 (13, 13)

Now, what the hell did that prove? The top three teams on the list each lost in the World Series. The '05 White Sox, the only recent pennant winner whose apparent lack of plate discipline rivals this year's Tigers, swept the Series four games straight!

Check the numbers in brackets: Every other World Series winner this decade was very good at either drawing walks or at not striking out. Each was at least fourth in their league in either of those areas.

That suggests their hitters were generally tough outs, who typically saw a lot of pitches per at-bat, and made pitchers work deep into counts. They didn't make quick outs the way the Tigers do at times.

It should have been apparent earlier. However, amid the media focus on Detroit's dominance of the league playoffs and the Cardinals' poor regular-season record, St. Louis' far superior plate discipline was downplayed.

Just how superior is it? Looking back at the previous six World Series, the difference in SO-to-BB ratio between the opposing teams ranged from .06 to .20 (that's without accounting for National League not using the DH).

The Cardinals' advantage over the Tigers is .89. That's practically off the charts by comparison, especially when you consider it's the Tigers who come from a league where pitchers don't bat regularly.

I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner. Honestly, I feel like a total schmuck. Now, a correlation between hitters' SO-to-BB ratio and World Series success doesn't appear clear based on just six seasons' worth of World Series matchups.

It can be argued, however, that the Cardinals have a huge, hidden advantage that has gone almost unnoticed among fans and media.

It kind of became obvious last night. While Carpenter didn't issue a single free pass, four of the five Cardinals runs were scored by players who reached base via a walk. The wild pitch Zach Miner unworked that scored the final run? That was set up by Preston Wilson, who once came oh-so-close to setting an all-time record for strikeouts in a season, working a walk when the Tigers were hoping to get him to hit into an inning-ending double play, so they could keep the score at 4-0 and avoid facing Albert Pujols with runners on base.

Meantime, Carpenter was breezing through the Tigers lineup like a multiple-choice test in some bird course, averaging just 3.15 pitches per batter.

Like I said, a perfect storm. Granted, the Tigers may yet win the World Series, but hopefully now we all understand better why it was silly to frame this as a mismatch just based on the win totals and two rounds of playoffs.

OTHER BASEBALL NOTES

  • Last word on Carpenter: Last night he seemed, as I said of his former Blue Jays teammate Roy Halladay in an August essay, part of what Bill James described as the "Jim Bunning Family" of pitchers. These are generally big country hardball types whom as James wrote, "...just have the whole package -- a good fastball backed up with a curve, a slider, a change and pinpoint control ... you see them on a good day and you think, 'I don't understand how this bastard ever loses.' "
  • The Toronto Star's Chris Young has been running a "This Day In World Series" history feature all week. No need to remind Bill Buckner what happened 20 years ago today, Oct. 25, 1986.
  • Rogers Sportsnet's Scott Carson says word has it Alex Rodriguez is headed to the Chicago Cubs, where would be reunited with his first major-league manager, Lou Piniella. As noted when it was thought Piniella might be headed to the Yankees, Sweet Lou "has a proven track record for rubbing Vaseline all over Alex Rodriguez's heinie and telling him that it's special and different from everyone else's (uh, figuratively speaking)."

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HOCKEY LAST NIGHT: SWEET SASSY MOLASSEY, MALKIN SCORES AGAIN FOR PENS

Your clever metaphors and catchphrases escape me. Like a fat girl waving her trophy from the smell contest.

Penguins 4 Devils 2: What was more enjoyable: Evgeni Malkin's goal, where he took a long pass from Sidney Crosby, split the Devils defence and deked out future Hall of Famer Martin Brodeur, or listening to Penguins radio announcer Mike Lange describe Jordan Staal "smiling like a butcher's dog" after his tally?

After Crosby scored on a beauty feed from Malkin, Lange exclaimed, "Slap me silly, Sidney!" This apparently all comes off the cuff, straight from Mr. Lange's noggin.

You think the Saturday Night Live writers who wrote the "Sweet Sassy Molassey" sketch ever happened to catch Lange's act? Ya, me neither.

By the way, an old Bill Simmons column posted at ESPN.com talked about the rare athletes who have the "Oh My God!" factor: Who has it more, Crosby or Malkin?

Flames 6 Coyotes 1: The Alberta hockey bloggers had such a field day with the pitiful Phoenix Coyotes' loss to the Oilers on Monday that James Mirtle felt compelled to do a symposium.

James will probably have be enough material to do another one after Wayne Grezky's Coyotes got thumped for a second straight night to fall to 2-8-0-0. Calgary's Miikka Kiprusoff had a couple big stops on an early Phoenix power play. The Flames responded with two goals 1:05 apart late in the first period and the Coyotes, so used to being behind early, crumpled. Hey, just like the Leafs.

If Phoenix has a bright spot, it might be centre Mike Zigomanis, an ex-Kingston Frontenac who's been great on faceoffs (59.6%, third-best in the league). Naturally, he was scratched with a hamstring injury last night.

Senators 6 Leafs 2: Yes, the Battle of Ontario seems to be lacking spark. Already covered this in last night's live blog. The Sens were in pretty good form; if this wasn't Toronto's worst game out of their first 10, then it's definitely second- or third-worst.

It's probably a little much to expect the Leafs to reply back and sneak out a point on Thursday in the return game at Scotiabank Place. Oh, and the Sens will probably try to do something to Darcy Tucker after he picked a fight with Patrick Eaves last night.

(By the way, Ottawa Mayor Bob Chiarelli, apparently getting increasingly desperate as his re-election hopes dim, claims up to 60% of local high school students smoke weed during the school day and by God, something will be done about that.

Tactics like this are no way to win votes. Too many middle-aged voters will be afraid that if their kids can't get high at school, then they'll start raiding Mom and Dad's stash.)

HOMETOWN BREAKDOWN

Seven. Seven losses in a row for the Kingston Frontenacs after dropping a close one on the road last night, 3-2 to the Sudbury Wolves.

From the looks of the scoresheet, this was brutal. Kingston's two big scoring stars, Bobby Hughes and Cory Emmerton, hooked up on a power-play goal that put the Limestone City shinny sextet (hat tip to the Whig-Standard's Patrick Kennedy) ahead 2-1 at 7:52 of the third. Both, however, were minus-2 on the night, which means both were on the ice when Sudbury's Kevin Baker popped a shortie to tie the game less than three minutes later. Three minutes after that, the Wolves scored again.

Next up for the Fronts: Friday at home against the Soo, likely in front of an intimate Mem Centre crowd of hardcore hockey enthusiasts, puck bunnies and the players' families.

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

LIVE BLOG: LEAFS-SENS, TIGERS-CARDS

Game 3 of the World Series on one channel and Leafs-Sens on another? This fairly demands a LIVE BLOG.

7:33. Good thinking on part of Leafs management: Delay the start of the game because some of the arena lights are on the fritz. It's still not enough of a delay for the people in the platinums to be in their seats for the opening faceoff.

7:35. You know how Tom Cruise is always seen with these beautiful women, as if to dispel certain rumours? This Leafs fan is reminded of that when the Sens announcer start talking up how many hits the Sens were credited with in their last game. You never hear about this when the Sens are on the road, which suspects the hit counter at Scotiabank Place is about as precise as, well, the one on this blog.

7:40. On the A-Channel (TSN's broadcast is blacked out in Ottawa), Dean Brown just said Sens goalie Martin Gerber "needs some run support." See, I'm not the only one jumping between baseball and hockey?

By the way, who has the more white-bread local broadcast team? The Senators with Brown and Gord Wilson, or the Leafs with Joe Bowen and Jim Ralph?

7:41. Thankfully for one Katie Atkins, we set the bar for anthem singers pretty low around here. So long as they can walk out, remember most of the words and get off the ice without slipping and falling like that girl at the 2004 World Cup of Hockey, it's considered a success.

(Théo, the Ottawa Sports Guy, e-mails later: "Oh my goodness, that was a terrible anthem. Which MLSE executive pulled a favour to get his daughter to sing it?"

Given what's ensued, that tone-deaf screeching ranks as one of the more dignified events of the evening, from a Toronto perspective.)

7:46. Just 2:42 into the game, Mike Fisher finally breaks his maiden, breaking in on a 2-on-1 and deking Andrew Raycroft in the Toronto goal. Sens 1-0. Guess who was the one back for the Leafs? Wade Belak. Don't blame him, blame Leafs management for not finding anyone better.

7:49. Number of times the Leafs have iced the puck: 3. Number of times Jason Spezza has turned the puck over: 1. So much for that bet.

7:53. Mats Sundin gets a good chance but puts the puck over the net.

8:01. Quick check on the baseball broadcast. Jeanne Zelasko opens with, "The Detroit Tigers may have tied the World Series."

8:06. A-Channel's Gord Wilson talks about the Toronto's "lack of penetration" on the power play. No joke here, just an observation.

8:07. Andrej Meszaros scores from the point -- helped by Chad Kilger tipping the shot -- and it's 2-0 Sens.

8:12. Seriously, can the politically connected suits at Maple Leaf Sports score some sweetheart deal where they receive federal disaster relief for every second Wade Belak is out on defence? The big plug gets another penalty for putting Mike Fisher in the kind of hold that usually comes with a 2-drink minimum.

8:15. Eaves, who's six inches shorter and 50 lbs. lighter than Hal Gill, outmuscles him down low on the power play and beats Raycroft for a power-play goal. 3-0 Sens.

END FIRST PERIOD: Sens 3, Leafs 0

8:20. They haven't even finished announcing the starting lineups in St. Louis, but already the Leafs' night it's over. The Sens lead 3-0 after one. The Leafs might have had four shots on goal, but it's safe bet Martin Gerber only remembers two.

Can the Leafs get that giant American flag they just unfurled at Busch Stadium and put it on defence? It would cover a hell of a lot more than Wade Belak and Hal Gill combined.

8:37. Second period underway. The Leafs draw a penalty on Anton Volchenkov. Naturally, it takes Darcy Tucker all of 12 seconds to get an even-up call.

8:42. This looks like practice for Sens -- Antoine Vermette scores, and it's 4-0 Sens. There's nothing much Raycroft or Bryan McCabe could do. The pass was right there.

8:47. Belak and Brian McGrattan fight. McGrattan gets the last punch in, but it's pretty much a draw.

8:55. Dany Heatley scores to put Ottawa up 5-0, and it's all Gord Schrieber on the Team 1200 can do to stifle a laugh. Time to give Raycroft a mercy pull.

8:58. Checking on the baseball game (no score, and neither pitcher's been in trouble) when Matt Stajan scores to get to Leafs on the board. Neil instantly MSNs: "Horns and whistles after you score are useless and make you look dumb. Especially when you score one after letting in five."

9:01. Darcy Tucker has the bright idea to pick a fight with Patrick Eaves, who looks like he'd rather be picking out wallpaper. It's Eaves' first career fight -- and it gives him an unlikely Gordie Howe hat trick, since he already had a goal and an assist.

9:03. The Leafs are showing some signs of life -- about three goals too late -- and Gerber makes a nice save to block the puck with his arm just before it crosses the line.

9:06. After Nate Robertson of the Tigers and the Cards' Chris Carpenter each go six-up, six-down through the first two innings, the Tigers get a runner to third base in the top half of the third. But Carpenter retires Curtis Granderson to end the threat.

9:10. You know how bars have Retro Night on Tuesdays to pump up business? Must be the same deal at the ACC, since tonight Toronto looks like some of the mid-'80s teams from the darkest days of the Harold Ballard era. At least some of those teams were able to make the playoffs, though.

9:15. You don't want to know how many times I've thought about what might have been if the Jays had the Chris Carpenter the Cardinals currently enjoy. Maybe they wouldn't have had to give A.J. Burnett $55 million for five years.

9:21. End of second period -- Sens 5, Leafs 1.

9:30. Sens right-wing Chris Neil tells the A-Channel, referring to Tucker fighting Patrick Eaves, "We'll take care of that later on." Ooooooooh.

9:35. J.S. Aubin is in goal for the Leafs to start the third period; the last time the Leafs and Sens played, Gerber was pulled after two periods.

Meantime, Nate Robertson is running in trouble in St. Louis' half of the fourth. Albert Pujols goes opposite field, with the ball landing just inside the right-field foul line and skipping into the stands for the automatic double. After a walk to load the bases and a force-out, Jim Edmonds pulls a fastball by Sean Casey at first base, scoring two runs. Cardinals 2, Tigers 0.

Edmonds, by the way, hit .156 against left-handers during the regular season.

9:40. Mats Sundin comes down the wing, fires a what-the-hell wrist shot, which Gerber flubs, with the puck deflecting into the net. Now it's 5-2, Senators, and the "Go Leafs Go" chants start anew. How optimistic. How bathetic, with a B.

By the way, Martin Gerber is Swiss-German for "Patrick Lalime." What, you heard that one already?

9:43. Hey, the Leafs were almost in the game for a moment there... Jeff O'Neill hit the post on a breakaway (after getting behind Christoph Schubert, who's pinch-hitting on D after Volchenkov left with an injury). A scramble ensues, and Matt Stajan kicks the puck in the net.

Horns blare, Leafs fans wave flags in delirium, raise their $9 beers in celebratory toasts... and meantime, it's plain as day the goal won't count. Which it doesn't.

9:46. Just to make it official, Chris Neil tips a shot past Aubin to make it 6-2 for the Sens.

9:50. So the Leafs are getting waxed and Chris Carpenter, the ex-Blue Jay, is moving through the Tigers lineup like it was a buffet line, with barely 50 pitches through five innings.

10:01. If the Cardinals don't hang on to win, remember Ronnie Belliard hitting into a fielder's choice with the bases loaded in the fourth and then striking out to strand two runners in the Cardinals fifth -- against a totally gassed Robertson.

10:12. It's a final: Sens 6, Leafs 2. Ottawa was who we thought they were! If you want to crown 'em, crown their ass!

Seriously though, the Leafs were just brutal tonight. The defence was a shambles, and the Sens were doing what they do -- moving well out of their end, tossing the puck around the offensive zone like a lacrosse team -- and 6-2 probably flattered the Leafs.

This looked way too much like last season, with Toronto playing well in spurts, but playing poorly in their own zone.

Incidentally, Ottawa now has 24 straight successful PKs. Well done, Ottawa.

10:20. Six innings down in the ball game and still 2-0 for St. Louis. Everyone on Detroit seems to be competing in a Russ Adams lookalike contest, which is to say most of the Tigers are 0-for-2 or 0-for-3.

10:30. With the hockey game over and not much going on in the ballgame, I'm flipping between the Fox broadcast and the international feed with Dave O'Brien and Rick Sutcliffe that's aired on Rogers Sportsnet.

Here's how bad an analyst Tim McCarver has become, and how bad the Fox broadcast is.

Detroit's Placido Polanco looks to have a hit to right-field, but Albert Pujols, playing about well off the line, ranges to his right to make the catch. The last time I saw a first baseman snag a line drive that far away from the bag, Keith Hernandez was still active.

Sutcliffe immediately credits Cardinals third-base coach Jose Oquendo for how he's worked with Pujols the past two years to make him into a good first baseman, not just a slugger who's a defensive liability. (Remember, Pujols played third base and outfield his first couple years.)

Flip over to Fox. (The international feed is a few seconds ahead of Fox, by the way.) Joe Buck is doing some promo for Taco Bell as the Cardinal trainer comes out to attend to Carpenter, who's wincing and flexing his right (pitching) hand.

Buck says, in passing, "Something may be wrong with Carpenter." Apparently Taco Bell promos matter more in the grand scheme than the health of the pitcher throwing a two-hit shutout. Thanks, Joe.

Flip. Sutcliffe says that it appears Carpenter's hand is cramping up.

Flip. McCarver: "Looks like something with his (Carpenter's) right hand." Thanks, Tim. Here we thought it was his left hand.

Flip. Sutcliffe's explaining that this may mean Carpenter won't be able to throw his curveball for the rest of the game. No such analysis coming from McCarver. Don't worry, it's not like he caught in the major leagues for 22 years.

After Magglio Ordonez flies out for the second out of in the Tiger half of the seventh, Sutcliffe does something McCarver's not willing to do enough -- he calls him out for not being aggressive and sitting on the fastball from an obviously limited Carpenter. Ordonez took a 2-0 pitch right down the middle before flying out to shallow right. Who's been giving him batting tips, Carlos Beltran?

10:49. Whoa, doctor. Joel Zumaya suddenly looks every bit the 21-year-old rookie, walking the first two batters in the bottom of the seventh, then throws away a comebacker hit by Pujols, trying to cut down the lead runner at third base instead of throwing to second to start the double play. It's 4-0, Cardinals, and this game is pretty much over with the way Carpenter is pitching, cramps or not.

11:25ish. The Cardinal half of the eighth takes forever, since reliever Francisco Rodney loads the bases and gets pulled, then Pujols, facing reliever Zach Miner, fouls off a pitch that shakes up Pudge Rodriguez, adding to his misery so far in this series.

11:30. Comment from an Alberta reader, Feynman and Coulter's Love Child: "Detroit's game plan seems to be "come out of this game uninjured and try again against Suppan tomorrow.' Down 4-0 in the bottom of the eigth with Pujols coming up to the plate and the bases loaded, this isn't a half-bad strategy."

By the way, McCarver and Sutcliffe differ on what Miner's throwing. McCarver's calling it a sinker; Sutcliffe says it's a fastball with a lot of movement.

Too much movement. Miner wild-pitches home the fifth Cardinals run, although that's all St. Louis gets since Neifi Perez starts a 5-3 inning-ending douplep lay.

11:36. Can't say it's been a good game. Carpenter was electric and dare we say it, Halladayesque, but the Cardinals won going away despite being 1-for-11 with runners in scoring position.

FINAL SCORE: Cards 5, Tigers 0

The Tigers aren't finished, by any means, but now there's going to be questions about whether their free-swinging style has finally caught with them. By and large, they generally acted like "plate discipline" only means skipping dessert; they drew the second-fewest walks in the American League (430) and struck out more times (1,133) than anyone than except Cleveland. Typically, you don't see that dubious dual distinction from a pennant-winning team; more often than not it belongs to a team with "Devil" or "Rays" in its nickname.

That lack of selectiveness hurt against Carpenter, who simply wasn't going to give away any freebies. He didn't walk anyone and got 12 of his 24 outs on ground balls; like I said, it was very much a Roy Halladay-like start.

The Cardinals are playing smarter; whether that's the work Tony La Russa or scouting reports or simply more experience is anyone's guess. One case in point sticks out: Preston Wilson's at-bat in the eighth. With runners on the corners, one out and Pujols on deck, the same Preston Wilson who once threatened to break Bobby Bonds' then-record for most strikeouts in a season laid off a 2-0 fastball at the knees, taking it for a strike. He went on to draw a walk.

He could have gone up there hacking, but that might have ended up in him hitting the ball right at a Tigers infielder for an inning-ending double play. Instead, Wilson took one for the team, and the Cardinals pushed across another run. That's your game-within-the-game stuff for tonight.

Sutcliffe picked up on that, by the way. Can't remember if Tim McCarver did.

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