Five point four magnitude earthquake ... what a bunch of wimps.
The upshot of Tim Donaghy going to jail is that after so many years in a NBA's ref bland grey jersey, he finally gets to wear stripes.
Wow, we're all so impressed that St. Louis Blues player Dan Hinote married a Playboy model, Amy McCarthy (sister of Jenny McCarthy). Aren't we a little beyond being impressed that some woman was in Playboy? All that's available on the Internet has kind of stripped the Hefmag of its allure; its only cachet is among women who want some validation that they're hot, when they're fine just the way they are.
Cristian Guzman has been scratched the past couple nights by the Washington Nationals. If he goes on the disabled list, every member of the Nats' Opening Day lineup will have been on the DL this season. Looks good on 'em.
One Yankees fan really, really can't stand Sidney Ponson.
The New York Mets are going to try to win their division with Fernando Tatis starting in left field, and you wonder why people disrespect the National League. (Hey! He's a former Ottawa Lynx!)
(Puck Daddy has more. Rest assured that Hinote's teammate, Jay McKee of Amherstview (not Kingston), is the only male graduate of the Ernestown Township Minor Hockey Association who has appeared in public in a dress — lately.)
Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis got booed while singing Take Me Out to The Ballgame at Wrigley Field. One decent half-seasons and Cubs fans believe they can start hating on someone for losing.