Buster in his 'kerchief, and Bud in his cap,
Had just settled down for three hours of crap.
When out in the press room, there arose such a clatter,
Oh, it's just Canseco... he doesn't really matter.
And Kissing Suzy Kolber, who imagines what NFL commissioner Roger Goodell must be imagining after his league got a free pass on steroids -- again. Remember when it came out that several key guys on Carolina's 2003 Super Bowl team were implicated as dopers? No? Exactly.