As you were hugging your pillow girlfriend ...
If you thought you were already sick of hearing Tank for Tavares, wait until people start saying it about the Senators. (Three in a row, eh? They'll be OK. Just OK.)
"And he didn't even sustain a concussion joke in 3, 2, 1 ... " A Hamilton Tiger-Cats fan threw a bowl of soup at injured Stampeders QB Dave Dickenson and an assistant coach while they were out jogging Thursday.
Only J.P. Ricciardi could sign two of the first four picks of the infamous 2002 MLB draft on the same day. You know when you're trying to unload a couch for 50 bucks and someone always inquires about, comes over, sits on it, and then says not interested? That is J.P.
(Adam Loewen hopefully works out with the Jays.)
Irony: Frank McCrystal, the University of Regina football coach, uses an interview with a blog as an opportunity to call fans who critical of him on message boards a "criminal element."
The Isiah Thomas situation yesterday, at first blush, does not count as news. It is none of your damn business just because he played point guard and later rendered the New York Knicks uncompetitive for years to come. A lot of people need emergency services each day and you never hear about it.