JAYS, WELLS LOCK IT UP

Just saw on the wire that the Jays and Vernon Wells have finalized his 7-year, $126-million contract.

And the Leafs are winning, and the Raptors won?

Could this day be any more perfect? Well, it's no sure thing Wells would justify that salary. He is a bit of a guess hitter.

Comin' up next. A hour-long episode of 'Mama's Family.' "

Yes!