An Olympic guide to gettin' groovy

Beyond being a great athletic spectacle, the Olympics also tend to become the world's biggest hook-up party, especially as the Games come to a close. Think about it--you have a bunch of attractive people, mostly in their 20s, that have been denying themselves life's pleasures for four years.

It's surprising that they aren't copulating on the streets, really.

Proving that there are a least some Chinese with a sense of humour the condom company Elasun has come out with a brilliant marketing tie in to the Games.

The ads below the jump:

Swimming

Basketball

Archery

The rings

Cycling

Things that make you reevaluate your life

Somethings you just aren't prepared for. Like moments ago when Bob McCown made a shocking admission on Prime Time Sports (You'll be able to download it later). In an off-topic conversation with co-host Jim Kelly about American politics McCown--the grumpy, hangin' judge McCown--admitted that he was, get this...

A democrat. And a fan of Bill Clinton.

Bob McCown. Yes, that one. Now, I've heard everything.

Is it too late to sue for child neglect?

I KNEW IT!

Take that mom. You thought you knew everything, but you didn't. Nah-ha. Nope. I said it was OK, but you wouldn't listen. You thought you were soooooo smart.

Who's smart now?

Sorry...I have a lot of unresolved "issues" from my childhood

And there has never been a single case of someone putting a razer blade in Halloween candy either. Not, like, even once. Google it.

And you can't go blin

If it's about Gretzky we *have* to care

Do you think this is evidence that Canadian papers are becoming serious in efforts to increase their high school sports coverage?

Then again, maybe a happy medium between the over the top U.S. coverage and the next to nothing coverage here (with apologies to the few great mid-sized papers in Canada that do a good job of HS coverage) might be the answer...