Pierre Berton, you sly dog ...
Who says there's no difference between the Conservatives and Liberals in Canadian politics? One has a leader who can't answer questions phrased in English and one who won't answer questions phrased in English.
The Florida Panthers are literally giving tickets away, and your friends probably think you're frugal because you won't fork over $200 to watch the Leafs.
Most boring and thus most honest headline of Canadian federal election campaign: "No hotly contested ridings in region."
There is one way to watch Minnesota Vikings games. You just leave the room when they go on offence. (Never before has a NFL team looked less exultant over a win. Brad Childress gave himself a golf-clap.)
It's rough all over for senior quarterbacks in the NCAA.
(Rams kicker Josh Brown evidently watches a lot of Seinfeld reruns, not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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