Brett Favre draws the line at 117 unreturned phone calls

Can you imagine Packers GM Ted Thompson getting this voice mail? "Maybe I didn't really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and football and spectacle and we're all just hurling towards an apocalypse, in which case it's not your fault. I'm been thinking about all these things and... you're probably standing there monitoring. And one more thing -- about the letter. Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. It hurts me to know it's out there. Later."

(This post was up before word of the Favrian fax spread throughout the world.)