There's no better way to betray a lack of originality than to start compiling Canadian media approval ratings, in an admitted rip-off of a similar, albeit enjoyable feature at Deadspin.
These goofs were smart, though, to start off with Sportscentre anchor Jennifer Hedger. She she meets most conventional Western standards (talking about the hemisphere and the university) for feminine beauty, which is bound to help draw a few lookey-loos and drive traffic. That's not to say you shouldn't participate (and that it won't make for some good reading).
A couple years ago, there was a post on this site riffing on most of the on-air talent at the three Canadian sports networks. It's no longer up here, because long story short, it's always good as a writer/blog guy to have friends who hold you to a high standard.
Point being, it's the Canadian media, the on-air talent nowhere near the platform of ESPN, so a very scolding wag of the finger goes to those who waste their beautiful minds giving Internet trolls a forum to vent their jealousy toward those pretty people on the TV. Granted, some of you would snip that maybe this will get Ms. Hedger some Internet fame and a TV job in States -- out of sight and earshot. But that's hateful.
Take it from a guy who's been there and is living with a few regrets.
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