Barry Bonds signing with with the Cincinnati Reds next season and being reunited with his former manager, Dusty Baker? That's highly specious.
Picture a lineup with declining Ken Griffey Jr. in centre flanked by Bonds and Adam Dunn, whom fly balls bounce off like raisins off an Oldsmobile. The Reds would end up becoming the first team in major-league history to switch to a four-man outfield.
Like the few, the proud still owning up to being Reds fans aren't already aghast enough over Baker's hiring.