DEADSPIN TAKES ON THE JAYS

Note to readers: Our Book of Scrap has a guest blogger today whose ugly mug might be somewhat recognizable to all y'alls.

Also, fans of Deadspin and the diamond game might want to note that their preview of the Toronto Blue Jays has just been published.

Could this day be any more perfect?

Comin' up next, a hour-long episode of 'Mamma's Family.'

.... yes!

This segues into the greatest line ever about "guest" anything, which came from good friend Dan Rowe, who once wrote that Bill Cosby guest-hosting Late Night With David Letterman had nothing to do with dispelling rumours he was dead. Believe it or not, that appeared in the Queen's Journal sports section, apropos of delivering a Vince Carter pisstake par excellence.