Be honest. You would love to join "a Coalition of the Melba Toast."
Far be it to wonder how a G8 capital with one of the most educated populaces in North America has a sitting who can't even say stump-speech clichés ("a camel is a horse designed by consensus" instead of "committee") properly.
What did Jon Stewart say? There will come a day when the adults are in charge again.
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