That Howard Berger. He's always got the scoops!
Hopefully someone can arrange another fire alarm for the Leafs tonight. Somewhere around the 11 minute mark of the second period. Or maybe someone could make the Red Wings a nice ham sandwich (What? Too soon?).
Maybe I'm being too harsh. Perhaps a team with Mikhail Grabovski as its first line centre can compete. (But seriously. Have you seen this. You can't make that stuff up. That's humour my friends).
But on a positive note do try and remember that the 1981-82 Jets did make the playoffs. That's all I got.
Let the games begin!
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