Two million people have watched a Human League video on YouTube ... we are officially doomed as a species.
Warren Sapp says, "Al Davis knows football -- it's just '60s and '70s football." In fairness, that's all Al can remember at this point.
During a lull in the Dodgers-Cubs game TBS' Dick Stockton said, "The Boys and Girls Clubs of America are the official charity of Major League Baseball." No, that would be the Cubs infield.
If Luke Schenn stays with the Leafs, won't he still be playing for a junior hockey team? Cliff Fletcher describes himself as a Republican, so yeah, he can live with a 27% approval rating.
Mets general manager Omar Minaya getting a contract extension to 2012 -- which is about the time the Washington Nationals will have recovered from the damage he did to the franchise when he was running the Expos.
Taylor Hall has scored or set up 10 goals already this season. The Kingston Frontenacs team has scored or set up seven. (That's half-scheduling, half-Springer. Remember, they will win tonight at Guelph.)