A fellow carnie at Epic Carnival has, submitted for your approval, a list of up which Leafs are most likely to be bought out before the end of the month.
I can't figure out what, if anything, you do, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.
Three guesses who's No. 1 on the list. This man's granddaddy, who was from Napanee, pitched one game in the majors for the Cleveland Indians back in 1946.
Remember, it's most likely, not whom you would most like to see bought out (cough, Darcy Tucker -- once a dirty Hab, always a dirty Hab).