Well, it's not for nothing that SI.com had Matt Dillon and the Sens' Wade Redden on a list of NHL-celebrity lookalikes.
Dillon was in Crash, which also describes the Senators' season.
Matt Dillon has seen Cameron Diaz undressed. Wade Redden is often dazed from being undressed by opposing forwards.
OK, enough. So how much plausible deniability do the Senators get if injured Jason Spezza doesn't play tomorrow in Game 3 vs. Pittsburgh, becoming the fourth top-end forward to go on the injured list?
One Kingston Frontenacs-related note: Former captain Cory Emmerton will be with the Red Wings as a Black Ace for the balance of the playoffs. He's been playing with Grand Rapids in the AHL since his OHL season ended, but that team missed the playoffs.
(The first link is from Mirtle and yes, saying that Jarome Iginla looks like Mike Tyson is stupid at best.)
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