A JOKE ABOUT "FAVOURITE POSITION" IS JUST TOO OBVIOUS

Ordinarily, this space has no use for Sports By Brooks and other so-called sports blogs that put T&A ahead of actually examining the sporting life. (Sorry, it's a higher calling to stimulate that erogenous zone known as the brain.) They do get a hat tip for helping unearth that a certain starlet played hockey at one of the snooty Eastern boarding schools she was expelled from.