WHERE IS IT WRITTEN THAT IF YOU DON'T GET RESULTS FOR SIX YEARS, YOU FIRE SOMEBODY?

Well, it was a blog whose time has come:

http://firegibbons.blogspot.com

Nice pickup by the gods at The Tao of Stieb, who get up earlier in the day and probably remember to pay their rent on time. And hey, we're already identified as a "friend in misery." Nice!

Not that Blue Jays GM J.P. Ricciardi has any reason to feel jealous -- there's a Facebook group created specifically for him. J.P.'s track record is terrible, although Moneyball is hardly dead. Life is not that cut-and-dried, people.