PATRICK STEFAN'S ALL-TIME BLUNDER

Someone should fix up Patrick Stefan with Lindsay Jacobellis, the American snowboarder who fell on the penultimate jump of a race at the Olympics last year and cost herself a gold medal.

What's crazy is Stefan's all-time screwup came in Edmonton, which is known for having the best ice in the NHL. If it was Madison Square Garden, at least there'd almost be an excuse.