Théodore might be the only NHLer whose 2005-06 season was worse than '04-05, when there was no NHL. His year included having his dad and half-brother convicted on loan-sharking charges, a fall from grace in Montreal that led to him losing his starting job, being put up for sale on eBay ("one washed-up goalie"), missing part of the season after tripping on the icy steps of his home in February, testing positive for a steroid masking agent -- and getting embarrassed further, if that was possible, when it was revealed the positive test in the Propecia he was talking to combat hair loss.
Throw in a trade to the Colorado Avalanche and his finishing with the second-worst save percentage among regular NHL goalies and it was pretty much a season-long episode of Punked for the goalie who bears a passing resemblance to Ashton Kutcher.
Normally I turn my nose up at celeb gossip, but this is too good to resist. Sometimes there's a news story (I use the term loosely) and there's no headlines that come to mind. Then there's the polar opposite, which is what you get when there's a story about José and Paris.
You're limited by decorum when you work for a daily newspaper or a mainstream-media website, but Out of Left Field has never know the meaning of the word "decorum." (Or a lot of other words. That's what happens when you go through the Ontario education system. But that's another column.)
So let's have it:
- "Paris knows the way to her man José"
- "Wanted: an Avalanche.... of penicillin"
- "Théodore in red light district"
- "Paris impressed by big goalie stick"
- "Who's easier to score on?"
- "Paris pulls the goalie"
- "A Frenchman in Paris."
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