Gold, frankincense and mirth.
Some Senators-centric sites have found succor in being played for suckers by creating a series of parody ads entitled "A Farce United," but there's also a Fire Hartsburg website, complete with a petition. Sources say the latter is the brainchild of one of the members of Great Scott, Ottawa's foremost AC/DC tribute band.
It's implied that there might have been some tippling involved among the beautiful minds behind Scarlett Ice, The Universal Cynic, Five for Smiting, Sens at Land's End, and Hockey Schlock, so show them support and tell them, in the words of Jack Black's character in High Fidelity, "Relax, it's gonna be OK." Whatever people need to feel better, eh.
No one knows this better than a Leafs fan.