Sportsnet's Brad Fay announcing highlights of Maria Sharapova's first round match at the French Open (appeared on the 5 p.m. update Wednesday):
"...both players dealing with blowing clay...out there, there is a guy named Clay saying 'YES!'..."
Look, I'm not a prude. I can appreciate the beauty of Sharapova and I've been known to have impure thoughts about the occasional female athlete--not to mention the girl that works at the Petro Canada down the street. But, come on. Can we not agree that fellatio jokes about the world's No. 1 female tennis player might be a tad bit over the line.
When network's go all "edgy" in an effort to attract the 18-35 male market they aren't giving us boys much credit. They are giving the female athletes even less, if that's possible.