This is why we have PVRs. Sometimes you hear a TV announcer say something so outrageously insensitive and absurdly ridiculous that you just have to rewind it to make sure that you heard it correctly.
Sportsnet's Brad Fay announcing highlights of Maria Sharapova's first round match at the French Open (appeared on the 5 p.m. update Wednesday):
"...both players dealing with blowing clay...out there, there is a guy named Clay saying 'YES!'..."
Look, I'm not a prude. I can appreciate the beauty of Sharapova and I've been known to have impure thoughts about the occasional female athlete--not to mention the girl that works at the Petro Canada down the street. But, come on. Can we not agree that fellatio jokes about the world's No. 1 female tennis player might be a tad bit over the line.
When network's go all "edgy" in an effort to attract the 18-35 male market they aren't giving us boys much credit. They are giving the female athletes even less, if that's possible.