A gossip website has paparazzi pics of Elisha Cuthbert and Dion Phaneuf taking an ocean dip in Hawai'i, so you know what's going to be on Page 1 of the Calgary Sun for like the next four days.
The Sun in the UK even has video of Neufbert. Suffice to say, it's no wonder the Calgary Flames defenceman turned down an invitation to play for Canada in the world hockey championship.
Hawai'i with Elisha Cuthbert or Halifax, Nova Scotia with Pierre McGuire? Tough call. Tough call.
Phaneuf is a young guy, so he probably never heard the tired old joke someone will surely make in the next few hours -- "What makes a man gay in Canada?" ... "He'd rather go on a date than play hockey." See, some of us can treat this lightly, but hopefully someone has the stones to go all high-dudgeon and denounce Dion Phaneuf from the bully pulpit for not playing for Canada and for wearing pink swim trunks.
Don't worry, you can go view all the photos and vids it 10, 11 times, because you have to immerse yourself in the perpetuation of the shallow celebrity culture in order to show your disgust with its shallowness.
There's no picture here, since Ms. Cuthbert is scantily clad and it has only the barest tangential relation to sports. Therefore, it's sexist. Sorry.
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