Monday, April 21, 2008


A later links package than usual. Sorry, but someone was tired and that King of The Hill where Hank and Peggy play on the same softball team was on last night.
  • That R.E.M. line about how, "Withdrawal in disgust is not apathy," applied to watching the Raptors against the Orlando Magic in their playoff opener yesterday.

    Less than five minutes in, Orlando was shooting 7-for-7 and had opened a 10-point lead. T.J. Ford had already belched up a couple of bricks. There was no point in watching much more. There's always next season.

  • Did Tim McCarver really draw a parellel between a baseball manager and the Confederate generals from the Civil War? Yes, he did.

    Apologies for not getting to this sooner, but it did happen on the broadcast of a National League game, which isn't real baseball.
  • Slate, which would argue with an echo, seems to have a winner with their 10 Dumbest Trends in Sports series. Neal Pollack's passionate plea to "please stop the meaningless sports rankings, power polls and 'MVP races' " is a tough act to follow.
    The Internet demands frequently updated content, and lists and rankings are incredibly easy to put together and require no original thought. There's no need to come up with a new idea every week: Just shuffle a few teams or players around, write a one-sentence caption, and you're ready to publish. Maybe people really care about this stuff, and sports sites are simply fulfilling our desire to assign rankings ... I'd prefer to think we're getting our sports fix from these columns because nobody bothers to writes about anything else.
  • Cracked's "How To Make Your Own Judd Apatow Movie" is worth a read. It doesn't take away from the enjoyment of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

    Kristin Bell's titular character would have easily fit in among the females at a certain upper-crust Ontario university.
  • The NHL trying to squelch the Detroit Red Wings' octopus tradition. It's a total about-face from last year, when the New York Times did a light-hearted feature story on Al Sobotka, the designated octopi picker-upper.
    "The N.H.L. has hardly considered penalizing Sobotka.

    "Frank Brown, the league's vice president for media relations, said: 'Every so often, an octopus slips out of someone's hands, and Al is right there to take care of the matter. And he cannot be blamed if, as it tries to break free from Al's grasp, the octopus lifts Al's arm and twirls itself in the air.”
    The Times went to town on the NHL for its ignorance, especially that claptrap about matter flying off the octopi and sticking to the ice. (Who knows, maybe the NHL is trying to pander to the Red States where they've banned teaching science.)

  • There's been a post percolating for weeks about one of the great Canadian sports conundrums.

    Tons of hockey-loving, hoops-indifferent sports fans go gaga for March Madness. They get on the bandwagon when a team such as Davidson goes deep into the tournament. The same folks, however, completely check out of following major junior hockey once the local team is knocked out.

    It's pretty much the same vibe -- young players, full of piss and vinegar, laying it all on the line. They don't seem tainted by commercialism, since precious little of the proceeds of that commercialism gets shared with them. Yet no one in hockey-mad Canada cares much outside of the communities whose teams are still alive. You'd have to hunt around on the three sports networks' websites to find anything about the playoffs in the Ontario, Quebec and Western leagues.

    The small thinkers who run the major junior leagues, though, probably believe there's they need to play four best-of-seven series to determine a league champion. That's when teams make their money and that's what the NHL does.

    The Belleville Bulls are up 2-0 in their OHL semi-final series vs. John Tavares and Oshawa with Game 3 tonight. There's plenty of 613 rooting interest -- Kingston native Josh Godfrey on the Soo Greyhounds; Ben Shutron of Orleans with the Kitchener Rangers -- but see how far a conversation about the OHL playoffs goes with anyone.
  • Taylor Hall is awesome.
  • Entertainment Weekly included Friday Night Lights' Dillon High School among the best fictional high schools. Where's the Degrassi love?

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Dennis Prouse said...

Good point about the lack of rooting interest in junior hockey. I would argue, though, that the CHL has done this to themselves. Virtually every team makes the playoffs, and the post-season drags on for far too long. One of the best parts of March Madness is how relatively compressed it is -- it is over and done in a matter of three weeks. If you structured the CHL's playoffs in a similarly tight manner, you might be able to generate some enthusiasm also.

Bottom line - I'll spare some sympathy for the CHL's leagues the day they stop insulting my intelligence as a fan by having 16 out of 20 teams making the post-season.

sager said...

Dave Naylor's McCown's Law book also says the Memorial Cup should go to the Final Four format, and have everyone qualify for the damn thing, no more host teams.

Steve Simmons also mentioned there's talk of going to an eight-team, single-elimination tourney. You could play the quarters on Thurs/Fri, semis on Saturday and play the final Monday night.

The NHL should also do something to promote the junior playoffs. Sad, but true: The only major media website I can find where there's easily accessed updates on the CHL playoffs is the New York Times hockey blog, which runs a sidebar listing all the ongoing playoff series.

Tyler King said...

Neate, you have yet to join my baseball sim league OR advertise it prominently on your blog. I am officially on strike from commenting until you do.

Strike broken. The OHL playoffs are so ridiculously long it's painful. Why does a team like Kitchener even need to try when they're already in the Memorial Cup?

Host teams qualifying was supposed to ensure there would be good attendance. Surely junior hockey is popular enough that that's not needed.