PLEASE, NO A-CHANNEL COMPARISIONS

Stammering, clamming up, nervous mumbling -- it's like a dramatization of the senior prom (from what I'm told by people who actually had the dough, not to mention a date).

(Hat tip to on 205th.

UPDATE: It's on Deadspin now, but since the young anchor goes to a school that pushes its Christian environment, he probably has enough people praying for him.)