Actress Kristy Swanson is off the hook legally for charges stemming from an alleged altercation with Marcia O'Brien, the ex of her S.O., former Olympic skater and very active gadfly Lloyd Eisler.
This space has had some fun with this otherwise brutal story. The bottom line is Eisler apparently jilted a woman who loved him alone with two baby boys to take up with someone who once played the love interest in an Adam Sandler movie. C'est la vie.
Said it before and will say it again: You never say you're going to see someone in hell since that presumes the existence of a just God and an afterlife, but there ain't no ice skating where Mr. Eisler is headed -- unless the Leafs win the Stanley Cup one of these years.
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