- Jays score nine in the ninth, thump Tampa Bay 13-4. I've mentioned John Gibbons' similarities with his former Mets manager, Davey Johnson; another striking Jays-1980s met similarity is that Reed Johnson is a little like a righty-hitting version of a young Lenny Dykstra: a scrappy little guy who hits about seven homers a year but figures he should hit 200. By the way, here's an assessment of the Jays' first two months from John Brattain of The Hardball Times:
If you would’ve told me that come the end of May, A.J. Burnett was on the DL and had only made two starts, Josh Towers went 1-8, 9.00 ERA before being out righted to the minors, Gustavo Chacin had an ERA over five, Ty Taubenheim was in the rotation, Russ Adams had been sent down to Triple-A, keystone partner Aaron Hill had an OPS well south of .650, Troy Glaus had played a game at SS -- chances are good that there’d be so much profanity in this column you’d think I was doing an unauthorized biography of David Samson and so much whining, crying, and snivelling that you thought you were listening to a Jann Arden’s Greatest Hits CD.
- Well, Ricky Williams sure looked fast on that one play where he ran east-west for about 3 yards. Four carries, seven yards, in his pre-season CFL debut. However, the Argos did take a shot at Stupid Joe with a scoreboard stunt.
- This has to be a first: a female professional athlete facing a paternity suit. LPGA player Jackie Gallagher-Smith's ex-caddie dropped his claim alleging she seduced him in order to get pregnant. This is more confusing than Father's Day at Prince Albert of Monaco' s house.
- You know you want to visit the Drunk Athlete website. Tonight, Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki will be on opposite sides in Game 6 of the Western Conference final. But there was a time they got pissed-up together.
- Fark.com has the best line about the Jake Plummer road-rage saga: "Lawyer plans to introduce well-known evidence that Plummer is unable to hit anything after Thanksgiving."
- "He sends an invitation to the Finals party, and it's B-Y-O-B.: Bring your own booo-yah!" With Shaq leading Miami to the NBA Finals, what better time to reflect on a classic SNL sketch.
- A tractor-trailer carrying a load of Smirnoff's Ice crashed in Ohio the other day, spilling booze all over the highway. Sadly for all concerned, this did not happen near a sorority house.
That's all for now. Send your thoughts to neatesager@yahoo.ca.
5 comments:
I love that Drunk Athletes site! May have to link to that on my blog...so awesome. And thanks for the heads up on the scoreboard stunt!
Have you heard the latest rumor with the Jays? Apparently, they;ve moved on from Adam Kennedy and are now pursuing Julio Lugo. The Rays want alot of young arms.
Oh yeah, Drunk Athletes RULE.
Really, Lugo? Hadn't heard that one. Anything to get Hill off shortstop, I guess.
Very best site. Keep working. Will return in the near future.
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Interesting website with a lot of resources and detailed explanations.
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