IN THE BLOG FOR TWO MINUTES OR LESS

Only time for a short post right now.

• Matt Leinart complains about having his private life invaded while he's dating Paris Hilton. Uhhhh..... (From The Big Lead via Deadspin.)
• Hey, look, the Leafs tapped Paul Maurice to become their new head coach. I've already booked April 25, 2009 off work so I can be there for the Paul Maurice farewell press conference.
• Former Viking Onterrio Smith of Original Whizzinator infamy has been signed by the CFL's Winnipeg Blue Bombers. Because everyone deserves a 17th chance in life. Hopefully someone tells him Winterpeg weather can make Minneapolis seem like Maui, and the Bombers don't play in a dome.

Have a good weekend!