Tuesday, April 07, 2009

The door is open ...

Ottawa 67's owner Jeff Hunt was on the FAN 590 tonight and left the door open to partnering with a soccer team, if Ottawa ever gets a stadium.

"For soccer fans the highlight of the discussion came when Hunt said that they would look into bringing a MLS 'or other professional soccer league' to their stadium if they win the day. Although the cynic in all of us might dismiss that as just pandering to anyone in city that is leaning towards the footy option, let’s take it at face value for now." — The 24th Minute
The possibility of soccer was mentioned during the Lansdowne Live press conference back in October (although it might have come off better if there had been any trace of soccer memorabilia on the podium).

Related:
'Other' options for Ottawa (The 24th Minute)

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In Defence of Toronto Sports Fans

From the perspective of a 500 level fan at the Blue Jays Home Opener last night....

From my seat at the game, third row from the top of the 500 level down the first-base line (that's right, spared no expense!), I chuckled and shook my head as person after person failed to launch a paper airplane from the 500s on to the field. Only two seemed to make it all the way — from my vantage point anyways — out of the good hundred or so that were launched. The farthest one from our side was sent gliding out to the middle of centrefield, with the crowd going wild as the paper plane caught an updraft and just kept on going. The plane rested between the outfielders for a while before being scooped up by grounds staff.

Hey, blame it on Detroit, the fans have to do something to stay entertained when the score is 9-1 (PLEASE please note the sarcasm!). For the most part the fans on the night were vociferous but happy, rowdy yes but in good spirits. But there's always that 3% out there, that splinter of the population that, as the cliché goes, "ruins it for the rest of us."

Unable to see the balls that were thrown onto the field like many others (heard about it only after the game), and thanks to Rogers Centre staff sitting on their hands for what seemed like forever, I assumed like some others it was the paper planes that caused the stoppage in the game, which was rather confusing. While I don't condone throwing balls onto the field at players in any way, it was isolated - it's not like the incident was an epidemic. While it doesn't change the seriousness of it all, it does take the blame off of more than 48,000 in attendance. I think that need be remembered.

The number of fights in the 500 level were surprisingly low considering how many Detroit fans seemed to make the trip up for the game. Not to say that there weren't some fights last night, just that they paled in comparison to last year's Home Opener, as well as the first few Toonie Tuesday games of last season. There were 500-level alcohol bans on Toonie Tuesday's following swiftly behind those games and rightly so as I was in the attendance at the Tuesday game just before the banning. Last night the crowd failed to match that tenacity though, last night does not warrant any bans.

The crowd was drunk and rowdy yes but not more so than usual, and certainly not overly violent. Paper planes were the main distraction for the masses this season, unlike streakers and fights at last year's home opener. Yet Toronto sports fans are once again en masse taking the blame for the isolated incidents that took place. The fans of Toronto are no more to blame here than our very own culture of sports. And maybe it's time to give that one another look over.

It is built into our nature it seems to allow these "few bad apples" to thrive at sporting events. The hecklers are cheered on and even encouraged by the crowd when they're giving it to an opposing fan or player, spurred to the point where some of them eventually take it too far with violence or interacting with the field of play. While North Americans appear deathly afraid of the term "hooliganism" it is already present in all major sports and tolerated as well. Of course it's tolerated just up until that point of violence, that is, and that's when some people are suddenly disgusted with the actions of these people and become self-righteous. This is not just isolated to one place, it's a common occurrence while heading out to games anywhere it seems!

An entire fan base cannot be painted negatively as a whole for the actions of the very relatively few, that will never help the situation. When an entire city, across all its sports organizations, starts to get labelled as violent and out of control that's not helping to curb this stream of "hooliganism." There's elements that do warrant it but it certainly doesn't apply to all. Since the TFC incident though and now after this Jays Home Opener there are speculative eyes taking aim with seemingly every sports fan residing in Toronto, but you just can't paint them all with that same negative brush. Negative portrayal and stereotyping, that's what they do in Russia.

Reasonable, well thought out plans can actually deter some of these issues altogether. Some incidents can be blamed more on poorly thought out planning than anything else. Not all, but definitely a good number. With this increased interest in fan activities and interaction at sporting events recently, hopefully the time to pay more attention to planning will finally arrive. Odds of that happening...

Like it or not Toronto is not only not that bad, but no different than any other sports city across the country/continent/likely the world. Once we face up to facts that it is not the geographical location of a team that dictates the temperament of its fans but something deeper maybe things can be addressed. Until then though punishing and labeling a group will only makes things worse. Before everyone starts pointing fingers and playing the blame game, it's time to put some perspective on this whole matter.

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The W.C.E. is in like with Lansdowne, not in love

It seems best to pass the conch with regard to the latest on Lansdowne Park. It has been a popular topic.

The Globe figures MLS took a body blow to the solar plexus while the CFL bid only had the wind knocked out of it. Perhaps this forces Eugene Melnyk and the soccer people to call Roger Greenberg and the CFL lobby and start collaborating, as D. Rollins wondered.

The worst fear, of course, is that a city which hasn't done anything about this for a decade, won't do anything. A functional sports stadium is for some other city, not the capital of a G8 nation.

Again, who knows what will happen in 15 days' time, especially since it is up to the W.C.E. under the Joker, Ottawa Mayor Larry O'Brien.

A more pressing concern is that the ballpark on Coventry Rd., the former Lynx Stadium. City councillor Rainier Bloess mouth was ahead of his mind yesterday when he lumped it in with Lansdowne Park as one of two "white elephants." He is, no disrespect, speaking ignorance. The baseball stadium, in Carl Kiiffner's words, is "entirely paid for -- every last penny." It had a tenant for 16 consecutive summers until last week. Meantime, Lansdowne Park, counting this summer, has lacked one for 10 of the past 13.

A personal stance is that as someone who is will be not be around Ottawa for much longer has no claim on saying what's best for the city. It really falls to people who are more personally invested, so have at 'er.

Related:
Preserving part of our souls at the heart of the city (Earl McRae, Sun Media)
Stadium dreams put on ice (Shane Ross, Sun Media)
Councillors skeptical of 'big ticket' spending on stadium (Patrick Dare, Ottawa Citizen)
Ottawa's great stadium debate continues to simmer (David Naylor, globesports.com)

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Well, as long as it's for charity...

Perhaps it's pretty benign, but maybe it's a sign of the NHL's desperation to make a dollar that it's gone all in with a gambling website as part of its awards extravaganza in Las Vegas.

"NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman also announced the League will be staging a celebrity/pro athlete charity poker tournament June 17.

" ... 'I am pleased to announce today that the NHL will team with Pokerstars.net and the NHL Players' Association to present (the poker tournament) in connection with the 2009 NHL Awards."
Perhaps it's a step forward for a big ball-and-stick league to be open about the symbiotic relationship between sports and gambling.

The thing is, the magnificent bastards behind as Kurtenblog noted six weeks ago, the NHL is a bit hypocritical (and you could argue that in another world, they wouldn't have to be). NHL deputy commish Bill Daly said, "We do not allow endorsement or sponsorship relationships with 'for money' gaming websites of any kind," in reference to the Vancouver Canucks' Mats Sundin appearing in TV ads for Pokerstars.net.

The Kurtenbloggers, though, saw through that. The dot-net website ...


... looks nothing like PokerStars.com, where you can play for money:



This is really more of a chattering class issue than anything. The NHL has to go where it can get the eyeballs online. There are probably a disproportionately high number of poker players (although the understanding any serious cardsharp gets sick of playing Texas Hold'em pretty quickly) in the all-important 18-to-34 demo.

It's just amusing that the league has to say one thing when it's so clearly doing the other, the same way you'll never hear anyone on ESPN on Sunday morning during football season mention the point spreads. C'est la vie. Let's just to do the press-rewrite journalism:
"... the poker tournament promises to be fun for all involved — and the mind does wander with possibilities of which NHL stars will bluff or fold. It will raise money for the Ronald McDonald House in Las Vegas and the NHL Players Association's 'Goals and Dreams' charity. Players will also make donations to the charities of their choice.
(Joke about Joe Thornton folding goes here.)

Related:
NHL, NHLPA, Pokerstars.net to hold tourney in Vegas (NHL.com)
Previous:
Sundin comes up aces with poker link(Jason Brough and Mike Halford, Vancouver Province, Feb. 17)

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Batter up: Tampa Bay Rays

It's that mystical, wonderful time of year where you commit to a baseball team who you know fully well won't win. In honour of an popular Internet meme, we'll present 25 things that are tangentially about each team. At bat: The Tampa Bay Rays.

  1. Tampa Bay had the lousy luck to strike it big on the field just as the U.S. economy went in the dumper. Their hope is to sell two million tickets this season, which is pretty low for a pennant-winning team.

  2. Please stop calling your arms guns and and quit calling Tampa Bay an upstart team. They came a long way in one season, but with the plus-plus baseball brains running the show, they're going to stick around for a while.

  3. They have the best starting rotation in the AL according to Driveline Mechanics: James Shields, left-hander Scott Kazmir, Matt Garza, Andy Sonnanstine, David Price and/or Jeff Niemann.

  4. There's always the tendency to focus 75% on 25% of what's important, but the Red Sox have a much better bullpen. For pity's sake, the Rays added 39-year-old Brian Shouse, whose overuse in Milwaukee got Ned Yost fired as manager last September. A team's bullpen can be boom-and-bust at the best of times, despite everyone's best efforts.

  5. Third baseman Evan Longoria (pictured) could have a MVP in his future. Sixty extra-base hits and superlative fielding work at third base is fancy cookin' for a player in his first full season.

  6. Improving on last season's 774 runs scored is in the realm of possibility. Centrefielder B.J. Upton should actually crack double digits in home runs. The new DH, Pat Burrell, should provide some right-handed pop for the next two seasons.

  7. Keep an eye on how often they attempt the stolen base this season. They stole an American League-high 142 bases last season but were thrown out 50 times (with Upton, the new leadoff man, accounting for 16 of the caught stealings). There's an argument they would have been better off attempting fewer steals.

  8. It would be remiss to point out the Rays asked to open at home. They ended getting rained out on Opening Day in Boston and the Red Sox hogged all the time in the batting cage.

  9. Manager Joe Maddon said recently that he relishes playing the AL East, unlike the GMs and fans of some teams (although two divisions in the American League and balanced schedule would be cool).

  10. For Red Sox Nation, the upshot of the Rays' rise is they can stick it to the Yankees by pretending they're not even Boston's biggest rival.

  11. Shortstop Jason Bartlett is a .280 hitter who doesn't walk or hit for power, but he deserved almost all of the credit he got for making the Rays a better fielding team.

  12. Lefty reliever J.P. Howell had a stellar rookie season. It's hard enough get Rookie of the Year buzz when you pitch in middle relief, let alone when Longoria was also eligible.

  13. Setup man Grant Balfour is developing a slider. Matt Stairs squared up on for a double one of the first times Wheeler brought it out in a game, so it's work-in-progress, just like Brian Griffin's novel.


  14. Rightfielder Matt Joyce needs some fine-tuning. How fast he comes along will be a major story of the Tampans' season.

  15. Gabe Gross and Gabe Kapler make one semi-halfway decent rightfielder. Rays fans should start calling them Gabe Ruth.

  16. Rocco Baldelli decamped to Boston, but they still have plenty of New Englanders who probably don't mind beating the Red Sox. First baseman Carlos Peña is from Haverhill, Massachusetts. Righty reliever Dan Wheeler is from Rhode Island. According to today's St. Pete Times, his sister just named her newborn son Brady (let's hope it wasn't after you-know-how on the New England Patriots).

  17. The Rays are not the new A's, but Jonah Keri has a book coming out about the team. Keri's taken the Rays to win the AL East.

  18. Longoria will be featured in MLB's new marketing campaign, "This Is Beyond Baseball," which has got to be a first for a Rays player.

  19. As if following baseball isn't enough of an eggheady echo chamber, the Rays even have an Ivy League on the playing roster, outfielder Fernando Perez. You think he's fast going from first to third on a hit, wait until you see him do the Sunday crossword.

  20. Shortstop Tim Beckham, the No. 1 overall pick in 2008, is beginning his full-season debut at Bowling Green in the Midwest League. People will be debating the merits of taking him over Buster Posey (the catcher whom the Giants took No. 2) for the next 15 years.

  21. One of Upton's B-R.com comparables is Dutch Zwilling, who is the last player alphabetically in the Baseball Encyclopedia.

    With a last name such as Zwilling, wasn't a nickname like Dutch kind of redundant, even back in 1913-14 when he hit 29 homers over two seasons to forever reign as the home run king of the short-lived Federal League?

  22. Yurendell DeCaster, who helped the Netherlands make its run to the second round of the World Baseball Classic, signed to play with the Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks. This has nothing to do with the Rays, other than they were his first major-league organization.

  23. It probably won't happen, but a Mets-Rays World Series would mean many rehashings of how Tampans got Scott Kazmir for Victor Zambrano back at the trade deadline in 2004. Zambrano was last seen in the majors posting a 10-something ERA for the Orioles and Jays in '07.

    The other two players in that deal were Jose Diaz and Bartolome Fortunato, who actually ended up pitching for the Calgary Vipers last season. The Mets got taken on that one.

  24. This is what a pennant looks like, in case any Seattle Mariners fans need a visual aid:



  25. They are the spiritual descendants of the early '90s Expos. Exciting young team, talent out the wazoo, smart front office ugly stadium.
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Monday, April 06, 2009

Easing into a Carolina Blue Monday (or, Roy, that was boring)

Never try to out-contrary a contrarian. Charles Pierce, though, might be missing something essential about sports fan in a piece of punchy snark about a kind of humdrum NCAA tournament.

Sports fans, at the end of the day, don't really mind if a "charmless oligarchy" such as North Carolina or Kansas in 2008 is cutting down the nets on a Monday night in April, although an exciting game is nice too. Carolina, with Tyler Hansbrough, Ty Lawson, et al., just had way too much for Michigan State.

"Charmless oligarchy," though, sounds like one of those jaded-journo phrases. For the rest of us, you have make your peace with the big-ticket teams, Carolina, Kansas, Florida twice, Carolina again and UConn winning championships.

It was an anticlimactic NCAAs, although one might be loath to say that out loud (gotta justify the time outlay). You could argue that aside from 2008, the Kansas overtime win over Memphis (and it's as much remembered for how Memphis spit the bit), this decade has fallen short of delivering a great championship game that wasn't forgotten by everyone except the fans of the two teams playings. Forget the 1980s (Michael Jordan's jumper to beat Georgetown in '82, Lorenzo Charles' dunk at the buzzer to put N.C. State over Houston, Villanova shooting 78.6% to upset G-town in '85, Indiana's Keith Smart hitting the jumper to beat Syracuse in '87). The 1990s had about four classic finals (UConn over Duke in '99, Miles Simon and Mike Bibby leading Arizona's overtime upset of defending champion Kentucky in '97, the Chris Webber game in 1993, and the lost classic, Arkansas over Duke in '94). This decade topped out at one, maybe two.

That said, Pierce has a point about the malaise of modernity tinging March Madness, while the fact people can ignore the NCAA's sieve-like approach to making sure every program is on the level.

"Its grandiosity has rendered it impossible to contain, and that same grandiosity brings with it a demand for consistency, for an easily defined cast of characters, a rack of brand names consonant with the corporate class that's come to run the thing. We are now back in the tedious dynastic years, except that we now have Tudors, Stuarts, and Plantagenets, and not year after year of the House of Windsor. There are no usurpers any more. Four times the predictability and, yes, four times the boredom."
Maybe so, maybe not. Sports journalists sometimes lose sight of the weird conundrum that fans tend to be creatures of habits. Sports provides the illusion of permanency. The NCAA Tournament is like seeing friends and relatives you don't visit too often; the coaches are like a bunch of great-uncles.

The point is the boredom Pierce is talking about almost filters up from the audience. No one is demanding change or really expecting a Final Four between Gonzaga, North Dakota State, Western Kentucky and Utah. It's almost like it confirms that everyone knows their place; you expect to see Roy Williams, hair a little whiter than it was back in 2005, winning another championship. And that's the end of that chapter.

Related:
The Final Snore; A charmless oligarchy of schools has sucked the excitement out of the NCAA Tournament (Charles Pierce, Slate)
Recruiting Violations and the Integrity of March Madness (Madisionian.net)

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OOLF Hot Audio: Bob Elliott

Had the opportunity to welcome the Toronto Sun's Bob Elliott last Friday on Kingston's most listened-to hourlong sports talk program, to discuss all things Jays. Figured it was best to start sharing the few legitimately big-shot guests I'm able to get on my rag-tag radio show with the wider blog audience.

Plus, it can't hurt to diversify the blog-radio offerings in Jaysland. Where's my hosting and advertisement, The Score?*



*Nowhere. As it should be.

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Coming up next, Curling For Loonies

It's no "Oh, you'll win her back, eh, and b) we're closing in 10 minutes," and it can't hold a candle to Bart and Milhouse being on the Canada Olympic basketball team ("Wow, that was close — you can be centre"). However, The Simpsons referenced Canada right off the hop in last night's episode.



A Mid-Atlantic Hockey League conference semi-final do-over game. Nice. It's a total coincidence, but Canadian curler John Morris dropped a Simpsons reference into an interview today about being recognized in public:

"There are some nights when you just want to put on the ’Guy Incognito’ costume and go in and no one knows who you are and you can just go have a beer with your buddies."
Related:
What if Don Cherry were an animated French Canadian? (Bitter Leafs Fan; clip via Awful Announcing)

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Tech, Money & Sports: Detroit's Last Stand


It's fitting that on baseball's big Opening Day, one of the stories that looms large over today's big day is, obviously, the still-not-hit-the-bottom economic collapse that's shaking America to its foundations. While the American Southwest (especially three states -- California, Nevada and Arizona -- that have been hit hardest by the housing crisis) has a long way to climb out of this mess, no other state in the Union has been hit harder in the totality of this economic crisis than Michigan -- a formerly industry-heavy state staring down the once unthinkable, now very real possibility of fiscal insolvency.

But the real tragedy in this entire debacle is not just the state of Michigan. It's Detroit -- a city that, within the next 15 years, could effectively become a ghost town. This is a scenario that will have profound implications not just for the citizens of this moribund city, but of its sports franchises.

This being said, it's not as if this economic collapse isn't already having a major impact on Detroit's sports scene. This is just the beginning.

The full measure of how desperate the situation is when it comes to sports in Detroit really hit home today with the unsettling revelation that the Tigers have lost half of their 27,000 season ticket base in less than one season. With the auto industry hanging on for dear life and barely able to post monthly payrolls at this point, it's understandable that frills like baseball games are going to take a back seat in a city that posts a shocking 13 per cent unemployment rate. Never mind the fact the MLB has become overly reliant on ticket revenues due to poor planning and bad economic decisions; what does this all mean for the Tigers' bottom line?

Economics aside, this is not a happy time to be a professional sports fan in Detroit. Aside from the permanent success that is the Red Wings (more on that later), you don't need to be reminded anymore of the jaw-dropping disaster that is the Detroit Lions or the non-contending nature of the Detroit Pistons. Professional sports -- as has been argued by yours truly on this blog, no less -- are a form of escape from the harsh realities we all face everyday, but what happens when the malaise in your 'real life' ends up in the sports world too?

(Aside: oh, right. Well, at least there's growth here).

In terms of background, it's important to understand why Detroit in particular is in the condition it is. For the city of Detroit proper, this economic collapse and automotive crisis have only helped to speed up an urban decline that has been ongoing since the 1970's. As the surrounding suburbs of Detroit have actually flourished as more families migrated out of the city to escape growing crime rates (or at least, the perception of growing crimes rates, as well as a certain unspoken topic in Detroit's less-than-pretty recent history) , the city's overwhelming dependency on the Big Three automakers has created a perfect storm for a metro area that is analogous to a donut: economically diverse, low crime rates and successful on the suburban fringes and a hollowed out urban mess at the centre. While Detroit has been encouraging new forms of economic growth -- Information Technology and Biotechnology to name a few -- the city of Detroit proper has, in recent years, been forced to go to two options that no economically healthy city would dare touch as primary sources of city revenue: legalized casinos and heavy duty promotion of tourism. I don't know about you, but since when would you ever go to a city now known more for this rundown, detritus-filled public image than this nostalgia-fueled one?

While it's generally verboten to talk about this in 'post-racial America' -- a strange, very false point of pride many American commentators have used in the Age of Obama -- and I don't want to bite off more than I can chew here, but it's nearly impossible to not view all this distressing economic and sports world problems through the prism of race. White flight to these suburban zones aside, there's a real sense that in spite of a post-racial President and the fact no one from any nationality is truly safe in America now in light of this economic collapse, it's hard to ignore how race and racism in America remains very much alive. It's not spoken about often enough, but it's something to ponder when it comes to both the economic and sports decline of Detroit.

Sports is a window into a lot more than just fun and games. As I've said here before, it's a business too, and the business is not healthy in Detroit.

In spite of the fact sports is ultimately about money in the end, the pro sports franchise is a community bond that very few public works projects, art galleries or museums enjoy. It's one of the few places where everyone of all walks of life (sorry, but if you believe an art gallery is where 'all walks of life' go, you haven't spent time at the Art Gallery of Ontario recently) go and enjoy themselves. Detroit can ill afford to lose these institutions. It's a clear sign, once a pro sports team leaves, that something profound and truly tangible has been lost.

One interesting final, somewhat uplifting point: in spite of pro sports' troubles in Detroit, college basketball is doing surprisingly well. There's the news that tonight, at the cavernous Ford Field (talk about sad irony), the underdog University of Michigan State will square off for the NCAA national title against the favoured North Carolina Tar Heels.

It's fitting that Michigan is the underdog. After all, the state and the city of Detroit have been underdogs many times. Right now, both of them are staring down odds of survival that are even at best right now.

Let's hope they beat the odds again.

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Zen Dayley: How do you spell relief? A-u-m-o-n-t

Paraphrasing a Seinfeld rerun that was on yesterday, "That's a hell of an organization they're runnin' up there. I can't understand why they haven't won a pennant in thirty-two years."

Bleeding Blue And Teal is apoplectic over the Seattle Mariners moving Hull native Phillippe Aumont to the bullpen. A real red flag, which comes via Geoff Baker:

"Aumont is said to be quite anxious to get to the big leagues. So, he's apparently on-board with this plan.

" 'If he's going to start, then he'll have to learn a whole bunch of other pitches,'' (Mariners GM Bob) Zduriencik said. "He'll have to perfect a bunch of different pitches and that could take some time. Going this route, we'll see if it's his ticket to getting there and doing something much more quickly.' "
The point is why the Mariners would do this with a 20-year-old with only one year of minor-league ball under his belt and limiting his ceiling. It seems odd.

Bleeding Blue and Teal ain't happy, pointing out the Mariners have three recent first-round picks who have been converted to the 'pen:
"Brandon Morrow is the closer right now and Josh Fields should be big league ready next season. You’ve also got a promising young arm in Shawn Kelley who just made the big club, and a couple other young-ish power arms currently in the ‘pen. Why do you need Aumont on the fast track? Who cares if he takes four years to get his secondary stuff worked out? This is just dumb.
Zduriencik told the Seattle Times that they believe Aumont has a chance to be "one of the big bullpen arms" in the game.

The part about Aumont being onside with the move because he's "anxious" to get to the big leagues is troublesome. He got a big bonus from the Mariners in the 2007 draft and ultimately good things will come to him in time, right?

He only turned 20 on Jan. 7. Aumont, one would think, has plenty of time to refine his command and control and become a front-end starter. Granted, as most of you saw during the World Baseball Classic, he offers some unique possibilities as a reliever.

Related:
Intro to Aumont Debacle (Jon Shields, Bleeding Blue And Teal)
Aumont to bullpen role (Geoff Baker, Mariners Blog)
More Zdurencik on Aumont (Geoff Baker, Mariners Blog)
New Front Office Trying To Make Us Stop Saying Nice Things (U.S.S. Mariner)

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Batter up: Boston Red Sox

It's that mystical, wonderful time of year where you commit to a team who you know fully well won't win. In honour of an popular Internet meme, we're presenting lists of 25 things tangentially about each Major League Baseball team. At bat: The Boston Red Sox.

  1. Clay Buchholz, who threw a no-hitter in 2007, didn't even make the team. Their pitching staff is pretty loaded.

  2. They're projected to score the most runs in the American League. They have eight solid hitters (and then there's 'Tek. And then there's 'Tek!). They're not a consensus pick to beat the Cubs in the World Series for nothing.

  3. First baseman Kevin Youkilis actually batted more in the cleanup spot than anywhere else in the lineup last season. He hit .299/.399/.569 batting fourth, pretty on par with his season averages.

  4. Jon Lester is could be viewed as the ace by the end of this season than Josh Beckett, but there's not much drop-off between the pair of them.

  5. Daisuke Matzusaka has a lot of pitches and you will see all of them, usually by the end of the first inning. He doesn't work deep into games, but that's half his charm.

  6. Shortstop Jed Lowrie (.258/.339/.400 in '08) is a big X factor for this season, although he's probably not going to be hitting like a superstar. At third, Mike Lowell is coming off an injury-marred year (he OPS-plused 103, which is adequate).

  7. Leftfielder Jason Bay's first minor-league manager when he was in the farm system of a team which no longer exists was Ottawa resident Tim Leiper, how about that?
    "Leiper still never has seen anyone, from the minors or majors, so utterly destroy spring training pitching.

    "... The Expos, at Leiper's urging, decided Bay would begin his career with a high-A affiliate in Jupiter, Fla." — Adam Kilbore, Boston Globe
  8. Jose Canseco is linking former Sawx slugger Manny Ramírez to steroid use. Of course, it's dirty pool to put that in the Red Sox preview just because they both played in Boston, but not at the same time.

  9. Ten of the 25 players on the Opening Day roster were born outside the continental United States: Three in Japan, two in Canada, two in the Dominican Republic, two in Puerto Rico and one in Jamaica.

    The Red Sox do not have a black player born in the U.S., notwithstanding whoever the player is on utilityman Nick Green's Yahoo! Sports page. That's not a reflection on the organization, as much as some people would like it to be ... the sport is getting more international all the time.

  10. Canadian George Kottaras made the team as the designated Tim Wakefield wrangler. He caught another knuckleballer, Charlie Zink, all last season in Pawtucket.

    The best way to catch a knuckleball, as Bob Uecker once said, is wait for it to stop rolling and pick it up.

  11. The team that used to be famous for plodding baserunners (see, Rice, Jim, Game 6, 1986 World Series) had a 77.4% stolen-base success rate last season, second-best to the Oakland Athletics . Even if Jacoby Ellsbury (50-for-61 to lead the American League) is factored out, they were still successful almost three times out of four.

  12. He seems to personify what makes Boston teams insufferable, but it's hard to completely hate second baseman Dustin Pedroia. He was the first middle infielder since Zoilo Versalles in 1965 to be elected American League MVP while hitting less than 30 home runs. Players with a balanced skill set have been traditionally overlooked in MVP voting, so it's good it's changing.

  13. The bullpen was a trouble spot at times in '08. Sidearmer Justin Masterson is going to be in the 'pen from the start of the season, which helps.

  14. C'est la vie: Being a Blue Jays fan whose all-time favourite ballplayer is Ted Williams and whose favourite sports figure is another Red Sock, Bill (Spaceman) Lee.

  15. Masterson's sidearm offerings break in on left-handers and they already have two good lefty options in the bullpen,Javier Lópezand Hideki Okajima. It will be hard to get much off them in the late innings. Right-hander Manny Delcarmen has punched above his weight the past couple seasons.

  16. The wannabe wordsmiths who write the headlines are going to love Daniel Bard once he matures into a major leaguer.

  17. Only two of the top five articles on the Boston Herald website at this writing are about the Red Sox, who haven't a World Series in more than 17 months. Celtic Nation has spoken.

  18. The franchise which shrewdly gauged the best-before of Pedro Martínez and Nomar Garciaparra is rolling with 37-year-old catcher Jason Varitek, who couldn't hit a right-hander. Which of these things is not like the other?

  19. Minor-league slugger Lars Anderson, who's at Double-A Portland (the one in Maine), will man first base before too long. It won't be much longer until the Red Sox are sending him on some goodwill trip to Stockholm to stake out that player pool the way they have with Japan.

  20. Junichi Tawaza, the Japanese phenom signed late last season, is going to be in Double-A. Examiner.com pointed out every AL East team has a Japanese player of note in its system, except the Blue Jays. Hey, it's not like Japan has won the first two World Baseball Classics.

  21. The Red Sox ended their affilation with a single-A team because its park was hitter-friendly and they didn't want it to skew their evaluation of young hitters. Talk about leaving nothing to chance.

  22. Reliever Mike Timlin retired after last season. He was the last active player in the majors from the 1992-93 Blue Jays.

  23. Fun fact: Lowrie will be the first switch-hitter to start on Opening Day for the Red Sox since the immortal Spike Owen in 1988. A funner fact is that he's not Julio Lugo.

  24. You're excused for wanting to smash Dustin Pedroia's face into a bowl of mashed potatoes after seeing his spot for for MLB 09: The Show.



  25. Pedroia referred to the Yankees' Alex Rodriguez "as a dork" during a puff-piece magazine feature. He needs to hire UFC president Dana White to advise him on more creative insult methods.

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Batter up: New York Yankees

It's that mystical, wonderful time of year where you commit to a team who you know fully well won't win. In honour of an popular Internet meme, we're presenting lists of 25 things tangentially about each Major League Baseball team. At bat: The New York Yankees.

  1. One problem with gauging how CC Sabathia's signing will pan out in New York. Rob Neyer said it first, but there isn't a prediction model to use for 290-pound starting pitchers.

  2. One Buffalo columnist imagined a major-league roster drawn entirely from the best players age 25 and under. One big takeaway: He didn't have a single Yankee.

  3. That knee-jerk impulse about how Allen James Burnett only manages to throw 200 innings when he's in his contract year (and the one time he wasn't, he needed elbow surgery) was probably right.

  4. Plain old Alex Rodriguez will be fine once he's back from hip surgery. It's the principle of the uncluttered mind. As for that photo of him kissing himself in the mirror: His advisors told him that he better start kissing some ass if he wanted to improve his image. He obviously misunderstood.

  5. The early word on the New Yankee Stadium (the House That Lack of Couth Built) is that there's a jet stream out to right-centre field. The Yankees hit seven homers in the first two cash-grabs exhibition games there. Mark Teixeira, Hideki Matsui, Jorge Posada, Nick Swisher and Johnny Damon front a pretty left-handed lineup.

  6. Stop saying Derek Jeter had a bad season by his standards (.300/.363/.408) last season. The law of diminishing returns kicked in for him around the middle of '07. He'll be voted into to start yet another all-star game and should still get on base at good steady clip, but he left the basestealing and extra-base power back somewhere in 2006. In the field, there are NFL nosetackles who cover more turf.

  7. They will be the best third-place team money can buy.

  8. Right-hander Phil Hughes, or as he's alternately known, The Reason Johan Santana's A Met, is still only 22 years old.

  9. They have overtaken the Red Sox. It will cost a family of four $410 to attend a Yankees home game this season. Fenway Park had been the most expensive place for the past few seasons.

  10. The upshot of the Yankees spending $423.5 million on three free agents is it's a reprise of the '80s, when they ignored the farm system. This time around, it's been tagged The Joba Impact.

  11. Closer Mariano Rivera is still money. The heir apparent in the farm system is Mark Melancon, if Rivera ever retires.

  12. Damon and Matsui are free agents after this season, so presumably that gives them added motivation.

  13. Rivera and lefty Damaso Marte are the only relievers earning more than $1 million. Does that make the other relievers the equivalent of underpaid domestics?

  14. Totally baseless parallel: Remember when the Montreal Canadiens moved out of the Forum in 1996 and lost out in the first round of the playoffs after dropping all three games at home? It could like that for the first little while at the new stadium.

  15. Joba Chamberlain is in the starting rotation, at least for this month.

  16. The $180-million man, Mark Teixeira, typically has slow starts, but fortunately, the New York media corps is pretty patient and laid-back.

  17. Second baseman Robinson Cano should have a bit of a bounce-back season after hitting a sucktacular .271/.305/.410 in '08. He needed a late-season run just to get his numbers up that high.

  18. The football game in the novel version of North Dallas Forty was set at Yankee Stadium (the Giants played there in the '60s). Words to live by: "Somehow, I always felt closer to the greats when I was hung over."

  19. Yogi Berra has collaborated on a book with Allen Barra. Yogi is probably the only living Yankee who everyone liked and he turns 84 years old in May.

  20. Co-chairman Hank Steinbrenner is secretly a Blue Jays fan. Spread the word.

  21. The only way the Yankees' image could take more of a beating is if they had AIG's logo on their jerseys. What global ports empire would do a thing like that? Sorry, bad example.

  22. Since neither NHL team in Ontario made the playoffs, you could vow not to shave until centrefielder Brett Gardner hits his first home run of the season. Gardner, AKA The Squirrel, has gone yard only nine times in four seasons.

  23. Gossip websites probably just random enter names into some beta application which generates come up with an article. You're 10 years late to the party if you make a joke about how Derek Jeter and Jennifer Aniston should be together.

  24. They're aging, schlerotic, in need of fresh ideas and have been suffering steady setbacks since 2005. But enough about the Republican Party.

  25. Jaded Jays-fan backbiting aside, Yankees fans is good people, especially Jason at It Is About The Money, Stupid. You have to be courteous and friendly. Please remember that there but for the grace of God goes Roy Halladay's future team.

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Batter up: Chicago Cubs

It's that mystical, wonderful time of year where you commit to a team who you know fully well won't win. In honour of an popular Internet meme, we'll present 25 things tangentially about each Major League Baseball team. At bat: The Chicago Cubs.

  1. Baseball Prospectus 2009's leaderboards see Rich Harden of Victoria, B.C., leading the majors in ERA (3.04), WHIP (1.12) and strikeouts (235).

  2. Canadian insult: Ryan Dempster can go do his impression of Will Ferrell doin' an impression of Harry Caray out in the middle of a mosquito-infested lake, eh.

    Dempster and his spouse, Jennifer, were expecting a baby (a girl who was born last Thursday), so it's understandable that he demurred from playing for Team Canada at the WBC (although someone should have told the guy in Montreal who wrote, "Dempster must think those millionaire hockey players in the NHL who always seem to jump at the opportunity to represent Canada are crazy." There's still one living Montreal Maroon.)

    Dempster also just put up Triple Crown stats of 17-6 and a 2.96 ERA with 187 strikeouts, a once-a-career season, so one can understand why he wouldn't want change his routine. Granted, liking sports is not about being rational.

  3. Sometimes it is this simple: The Cubbies led the National League in on-base (.354) and slugging percentage (.443) last year before adding Milton Bradley's big bat.

  4. Their outlook summed up in one line from an Apatow movie: "Try some wrong, dog." It's a good group of complementary players, with catcher Geovany Soto as the one legit star at the eight everyday spots.

  5. It's tempting to think ace Carlos Zambrano spoke for more than a few players when he wished the Cubs would get a new stadium. The place is 95 years old, for pete's sake.

  6. The Cubs don't have a ton of depth in their farm system, raising the question of what they would give the Padres for Jake Peavy.

  7. Harden has a rep as damaged goods. The Beep notes that Cubs manager Lou Piniella has a track record with brilliant-but-brittle pitchers. Jose Rijo had his three best seasons with Piniella in Cincinnati from 1990-92, averaging 204 innings a season with a 2.59 ERA and 1.107 WHIP.

  8. Carlos Marmol has been the closer-elect for a while. Kevin Gregg, who saved 29 games for Florida last season, has been installed as closer.

  9. You'll grow sick of hearing that leftfielder Alfonso Soriano went 3-for-28 in the playoffs the past two seasons. The sample sizes in the post-season are too small to really form firm conclusions.

  10. Milton Bradley, who's 31, wasn't born the last time a Cubs had a 30-homer season from a left-handed hitter. That streak likely continues unless you believe Kosuke Fukudome has some latent home-run tendencies.

    Bradley is more dangerous from the right side, but going with Fukudome in right field again is the equivalent of bringing Zambuca to a party. Fukudome's passable in centrefield if there's no one better.

  11. Neal Cotts is the only left-hander in the bullpen. Marmol is pretty tough on all hitters, though.

  12. Neither second baseman Mike Fontenot nor shortstop Ryan Theriot is up to playing every day, but they can be on the Bobby Hebert All-Stars every day (that's American athletes with French-sounding names; they won a College World Series title together at Louisiana State).

  13. Derrek Lee and Aramis Ramirez make for a decent set of corner infielders. It's still hard to believe Lee once had 99 extra-base hits in a season.

  14. Minor League Ball says the Cubs have "no one with impact hitting potential at the higher levels" of the minor leagues. There goes another destination for Roy Halladay.

  15. Theodore Lilly is a good glue guy as the fourth starter, 200 innings a season, ERA in the high 3s or low 4s. Sweet liquor eases the pain of the year when he was the lone Jay selected for the all-star game, even if he and I share a birthday.

  16. Former Jay Reed Johnson, according to a panel of Jays Talk callers, has been voted the greatest baseball player of all time. He wasn't a league-average hitter last season. He didn't have a 50% success rate as a base stealer (5-for-11) and he only hit six home runs all season while playing at Wrigley Field, but he's a white guy who always looks like he's trying really hard.

    We dare not think of the bitterness that will happen if the Cubbies make the World Series.

  17. True to form, the Chicago writers are already up in arms over Fukudome starting in centrefield over Johnson: "Forget the idea of a platoon unless Johnson shows one is necessary."Johnson has a career on-base-plus-slugging of .712 vs. right-handers. What more does he have to do to show it's necessary?

  18. The Cubs are 163-128 (.560) since June 1, 2007. Keep in mind that includes the oh-fer in the playoffs.

  19. It's fake baseball, so it shouldn't really be annoying, but National League teams shouldn't get use a DH whenever they pretty much feel like it during spring training games. They get to have it both ways: More swings for their players before the season starts, less swings for the AL teams' guys once the season starts. Screw them.

  20. Kris Pollina was the only one out of Baseball Daily Digest's 11 prognosticators who doesn't have the Cubbies making their third straight playoff appearance (which would be unprecedented for a Chicago baseball team).

  21. Good trivia question for the year 2025: Utilityman Aaron Miles got the first hit in the new Yankee Stadium.

  22. Right-hander Jeff Samardzija gave up football to focus on baseball, but as long as he's in same city as the NFL's Bears, he's the best wide receiver in town. (Yes, Samardzija is in Triple-A.)


    (This what happens when you cheer for the Vikings and they don't get Jay Cutler. You have to compliment a Notre Dame guy to zing the Bears.)

  23. Great Bermanesque nickname suggestion, which best of all, did not come from Chris Berman: Bleed Cubbie Blue has come up with Starlin "Vocal Band" Castro.

    The Cubs do play the most afternoon games of any major-league team.

  24. Pedro Martínez's career 4.12 ERA at Wrigley Field is the worst for any part where he's pitched at least 50 innings. That might come up later this season — or not.

  25. One reason not to replace Wrigley that no one thought of: There is the risk future generations might not get the part in The Blues Brothers when Dan Aykroyd's character listed his address as 1060 West Addison St.

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Batter up: New York Mets

It's that mystical, wonderful time of year where you commit to a team who you know fully well won't win. This season, in honour of an popular Internet meme, we'll present 25 things tangentially about each Major League Baseball team. At bat: The Nye Mets.

  1. Carlos Delgado will hit his 500th career homer on Sept. 25 in Florida. That's not a guess. That's what's going to happen.

  2. Left-hander Johan Santana, in his second go-round in the league, seems like a decent pick to win the Cy Young Award. Pedro Martínez and Randy Johnson each won in their second season after changing leagues, so ...

  3. The estimable Allen Barra is positing that it's The Year of José Reyes. The leadoff man has been Tall Poppy Syndromed. Slow starts in 2006 and '08 didn't help hus cause. Reyes hit .356/.442/.596 in the first month of the '07 season and this is an odd-numbered season ...

  4. There's been good debate all winter whether Citi Field will be a death valley park, even more so than Shea Stadium, which had exceptionally poor visibility.

  5. Their starting pitching probably just has to be good enough. There are no big names, but right-hander Mike Pelfrey allowed only six home runs last season. Oliver Pérez is always going to be NYC tabloid fodder all season, but he was good over the final three months last season. John Maine is good except he's made of glass. Please keep in mind it's better for the old media if everyone just accepts the Mets have no starting pitching outside Santana.

  6. Santana is being played up as a clubhouse leader. Championships are won in the clubhouse (even Bill James says so — probably), so it's possible the Mets felt the older Santana and Pedro Martinez together would not work.

  7. David Wright, Delgado, centrefielder Carlos Beltrán and rightfielder Ryan Church are a decent meat of the order, at least for the National League.

  8. Random announcer babble: "Daniel Murphy sees a lot of pitches." Drink!

    The 24-year-old is pencilled in as the No. 2 hitter. The Mets had a cast of thousands in the 2-hole last season.

  9. Can Beltrán ever get any attention in MVP voting? No Met has ever won MVP.

  10. No Mets pitcher has ever thrown a no-hitter, either.

  11. You've heard it ad nauseam that the Phillies are attempting to become the first National League team to repeat as World Series champions since the '75-76 Reds. It might be hard to do it as second-place team behind the Metropolitans.

  12. Picking up Gary Sheffield (obvious joke: Will he hit his 500th before Delgado, who's only 30 behind him?) is no-fuss, no-muss, for the most part. What's the worst that can happen with signing a 40-year-old tainted by the Mitchell Report, who cannot be stashed at the DH spot?

    Sheffield could give the Mets 350 good plate appearances.

  13. A theory that can be ignored is that since David Wright had a big game-winning hit in Team USA's comeback win over Puerto Rico in the World Baseball Classic, he'll carry the Mets all season.

  14. Give a good team enough chances and they'll be bound to win sooner or later. That held for the Phillies in 2008, so ipso facto, the Mets should make the playoffs are losing on the last day of the season two years in a row.

  15. It would be a shame if Pedro Martínez doesn't sign soon.

  16. Their Triple-A team, the Buffalo Bisons, is giving free tickets to the unemployed. That's not going to fly in Western New York. (The Jays having their top farm team there would have been nice, but it's not Buffalo's fault it didn't happen.)

  17. The Mets don't do the whole farm-system thing much at all. It's cute that their Double-A team in Binghamton, N.Y., is called the B-Mets, and the logo includes a bee. Ralph Wiggum would approve.

  18. One reason to be sentimental about the Mets: Starting catcher Brian Schneider is a former Expo. He gets the job done, although when a team's missed the playoffs a

  19. There wasn't a lot of news coverage about it, but they added two closers from the AL West, JJ Putz in a three-way trade involving the Mariners and Frankie Rodriguez from the Angels. It could have been three, but Huston Street had a bad year and no one could figure out who was closing for Texas, including the Rangers (C.J. Wilson, 22 saves, but a 6-something ERA).

  20. The 20th anniversary of Darryl Strawberry punching Keith Hernandez during a team photo session passed rather quietly last month. The joke at the time was, "It was the first time Strawberry hit the cutoff man all year."

  21. It was easy to get sucked into being a Marxist about the new stadium bearing the name of a major recipient of the U.S. federal government bailout. Few bothered to point out that Shea Stadium's namesake, Bill Shea, was a heavy-hitter lawyer who lobbied the U.S. Congress to pressure the National League into putting a team in New York City — and then helped get a stadium built at, wait for it, the taxpayers' expense. Putting Citi Group's name on the new place is actually true to history.

  22. Great trivia answer: They won a World Series before winning an Opening Day game (thank you, Real Clear Sports). The Mets lost their first eight openers before the Miracle in 1969.

  23. Opening Day in Cincinnati might be snowed out. You can question the wisdom of scheduling a game in Ohio on April 5, but baseball season always starts in Cincy, except when there's a game the night before.

  24. Former Met Gary Carter is managing the Atlantic League's Long Island Ducks, which the Good Lord willing, will provide further comic fodder.
  25. "Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict the entire premise of your account ..."



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Sunday, April 05, 2009

Batter up: Arizona Diamondbacks

It's that mystical, wonderful time of year where you commit to a team who you know fully well won't win. This season, in honour of an popular Internet meme, we'll present 25 things tangentially about each Major League Baseball team. At bat: The Arizona Diamondbacks.

  1. The recession has hit Arizona hard with close to 200,000 jobs lost and housing prices predicted to fall another 10-15%, according to Sunday's Republic (there are already 60,000 homes up for sale) The state is kind of a poster child for the easy-money excess of the last decade in the U.S. Baseball is more dependent on local revenues than the NFL. The Diamondbacks spring training attendance was down 9% from last season.

  2. Their payroll is in the $70 million US range, so the upshot is they have stayed fairly lean and mean.

  3. Check at the end of year to see how 21-year-old rightfielder Justin Upton did in the second half opposed to the first half. He's steadily improving, so don't sweat him not starting Opening Day.

  4. Lefty-hitting shortstop Stephen Drew and free-swinging centrefielder Chris Young each came on after the all-star break last season. Drew is the best shortstop who doesn't play in the NL East, although he will never have the intangibles of a certain Captain who plays in the Bronx.

  5. Brandon Webb is Arizona's ace unless his heavy workload catches up to him. Since it's human nature to have eyes for another, Dan Haren might be a more viable Cy Young Award candidate.

  6. The common refrain is they don't have much pitching outside the Big Two, but somehow they had the NL's best strikeout-to-walk ratio (2.73) and gave up just 147 homers despite playing in a hitter's park.

  7. Closer Chad Qualls was nails for three seasons as the eighth-inning man out of the bullpen. Their bullpen has been stable through two seasons, but it's hard to stay clear-eyed when a team blows a 4½-game lead in the final month. a href="http://www.azsnakepit.com/">AZ Snakepit notes it's time for the "gurgling vortex of bullpen suckage to be turned off."

  8. There is a ripple in the water over Webb saying the Dodgers' Manny Ramirez isn't "going to be doing the same thing he did last year." That was a ridiculous thing to say. People hit .396 all the time (what do you mean, not since 1941?).

  9. Webb winning his first nine starts in 2008 was a bit of a surprises, but it was a total stunner that the last pitcher to do it was Andy Hawkins (career record: 84-91).

  10. Their Triple-A team is in Reno, Nevada, not far from the Jays' farm club in Las Vegas, so there's a natural rivalry. Really? OK, not really.

  11. Qualls attended the University of Nevada, which is in Reno. You just know it's in the back of his mind that if he ever goes down on a rehab assignment, he can hit all his old college hangouts, see if he's still got the high score on Golden Tee.

    (Demetri Martin does a bit that you should be able to look the names of the peoples with the high scores on a video game and add "is lonely." You can do the same with anyone living outside the United States who knows that the University of Nevada football team runs the Pistol offence.)

  12. Not naming name on this site, but whoever wrote the Diamondbacks began last season like they would win 100 games should have his hands cut off. Their best 30-game stretch (21-9) simply happened to come in the first 30 games before their peaks-and-valleys offence caught up to them.

  13. Relievers Billy Buckner and Tony Peña are not related to 1980s players Bill Buckner and Tony Peña.

    It would be a lot cooler for the D-Backs if Billy Buckner has an outlier year as an innings-eating reliever.

  14. One hopes Felipe López has a big year at second base, one season after being released by the Washington Nationals. He's good extra part.

  15. More great moments in digital democracy: A MLB.com reader says if the D-Backs win the division, "they will do it with pitching and small ball." This was said about a team which had only 58 stolen bases and 1,287 strikeouts last season.

    Playing small ball with that group would be like taking a football team with a great passing game and expecting them to run the wishbone.

  16. Randy Johnson left for the Giants, but they signed 6-foot-11 reliever Jon Rauch, the tallest player in baseball history. One hopes the Big Unit left behind his custom-made wingback chair.

  17. There's something annoying about seeing a Triple-A team's press release that notes it has a pitcher who "made nine appearances as a rookie for the World Champion Arizona Diamondbacks in 2001." Do you think he likes being reminded that he was a heartbeat away?

  18. Were ours a just God, they would pay dearly for not re-signing Tim Raines Jr. after his big summer in Triple-A. The chip off the old Rock (so, so sorry) hit .311/.346/.530 with 61 extra-base hits, just like his old man, without the walks, which was why it was in Triple-A.

    Both Tim Raineses are now with the Newark Bears in the Atlantic League.

  19. One name in the system that jumps out is Daniel Stange, a minor-league reliever who's apparently considered the "best sleeper" in Arizona's system.

    As an added bonus, he has the same last name as Lee Stange, who pitched for the 1967 Impossible Dream Red Sox.

  20. First-round draft pick Daniel Schereth (throws lefty, throws very hard), who's being groomed as a closer, is the son of three-time Super Bowl-winning offensive lineman Mark Schereth, who famously had 29 operations during his playing career (and as the NFL's first Alaskan, was good fodder for quirky Sports Illustrated features). The younger Schelereth has only had Tommy John surgery once.

  21. You rarely see a lefty-hitting shortstop, except on the Canadian national team. Drew, though, is one of the few. Meantime, what would cause someone to think the Brewers' J.J. Hardy hits left-handed? That's a mystery for the ages.

  22. Prospective No. 5 starter Max Scherzer is beginning the season on the disabled list.

  23. Outsports is taking them to win the NL West.

  24. Superannuated Tom Gordon is also on the DL. There's no truth that he's in Arizona since it's never too early to shop for a retirement home, cheap.

  25. Former Jay Ryan Roberts gets the 25th spot in this preview, since he got the 25th spot on Arizona's roster. His only career homer was at Yankee Stadium.

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Batter up: Florida Marlins

It's that mystical, wonderful time of year where you commit to a team who you know fully well won't win. This season, in honour of an popular Internet meme, we'll present 25 things about each Major League Baseball team. At bat: The Florida Marlins.

  1. Cynics would suggest that playing up the five acesJosh Johnson, Andrew Miller, Ricky Nolasco, Anibal Sanchez and Chris Volstad — is good marketing for the Marlins. The irrationale in saying that is that there is no knowing what owner like Jeffrey Loria and team president David Samson, will dream up to irritate slugging shortstop Hanley Ramírez.

    Ramírez is signed through 2014. It's tempting to snark off that at least the team he'll be traded to will have some cost certainty.

  2. Jeffrey Loria bought his way into baseball for only $15 million (all terms US) in 1999 and is now getting a big honking stadium that is slated to cost $515 million. All this for someone who's worse for baseball than the big-spending Yankees.

  3. The Marlins basically are the Harry Sinden-era Boston Bruins: "Championships cost too much." An 84-77 record in 2008 from an organization ranked as the second-worst in baseball is a triumph of smarts and, well, the human spirit. Having 17 games against the Washington Nationals certainly helps too (the Marlins went 14-3 in the Loria Cup).

  4. The NL East is the shortstop division: Ramírez, the Mets' José Reyes, the Phillies' Jimmy Rollins and Washington's Cristian Guzmán are ranked 1-2-3-4 in The Beep's pre-season projections. There is a big drop-off after the first guy.

  5. Centrefielder Cameron Maybin (pictured) is a pretty good bet for rookie of the year. The Marlins' account is overdrawn, though, since the past five seasons have shown that Arizona's Brandon Webb would have been a better pick than Dontrelle Willis in 2003.

  6. One big X factor is how well switch-hitting Emilio Bonifacio and Maybin work out as the table-setters. Each has speed to burn, for what's that's worth, but you know how that chapter ends ... Ramírez, Dan Uggla, Jorge Cantu and Cody Ross (22 homers last season, albeit 10 in one month alone) are decent middle of the order.

  7. The Marlins should get credit for putting out a decent team when they have no extended market outside their home city. The Jays, for instance, can pull in fans from all over Ontario; Miami's surrounded by water on three sides.

  8. Copying the Yankees' ban on longish hair and jewelry would have been stupid even if Ramirez had been OK with it (which he wasn't, as you know). The Marlins don't need to follow the Yankees' lead. They have actually won a World Series this millennium.

  9. Their over/under for victories is 76. The over is doable.

  10. The Marlins won the World Series six seasons ago and won six seasons prior to that, and at least one person who might not be that serious is taking them to do it again.

  11. Johnson, who lost a season and a half to elbow surgery, had a 3.61 ERA and 1.35 WHIP in 14 starts last season. The ERA would have been lower with some better fielding behind time.

  12. Ricky Nolasco, who is getting some all-star buzz after posting a 3.52 ERA and 186 strikeouts in his first full season, came to Florida in a 3-for-1 trade with the Cubs. Juan Pierre was the one going the other way, so score that for the Fish.

  13. New closer Matt Lindstrom will not miss Opening Day, after all.

  14. Marlins GM Larry Beinfest runs the team brilliant on a shoe string, which raises the question of what he would do with a franchise which wasn't first, second and 99th about wringing out every last dollar of profit. Thing is, he's been in his position seven years and no one has snapped him up.

  15. No one asked, but third baseman Emilio Bonifacio (5-foot-11, 180 lbs.) would seem to fit the profile of a second baseman better than Dan Uggla (listed at 5-11, 200) and vice versa. That being said, the Marlins, according to The Beep, went from being one of the worst fielding teams in 2007 to one of the better ones in 2008.

  16. And that being said, save your breath trying to convince anyone Uggla has a decent glove at second base after he made those three errors in that mid-season exhibition game last July at Yankee Stadium.

  17. It's quite amazing manager Fredi Gonzalez didn't get fined for joking, "We didn't get Bonds?" when the Marlins had to pick up an extra lefty hitter.

  18. They signed Ross Gload to be their lefty bat off the bench. He's not quite Barry Bonds.

  19. Wait, outfielder Jeremy Hermida also hits left-handed. His name has been strangely absent from the pre-season forecasts. That's what happens when you drop by 140 points in on-base-plus-slugging.

  20. Catcher Matt Treanor, the spouse of beach volleyball star Misty May, was traded to Detroit, which has far fewer beaches than Miami.

  21. Blue Jays pitching coach Brad Arnsberg doesn't wear the ring he got from Loria and Samson after they fired him in 2003 and the Marlins went on to win the World Series:
    "The only thing it has ever been out of its case for is my kids took it to Show and Tell when they were younger. I would never wear it. I would wear minor-league rings before I'd ever wear anything that those people were surrounded by. I have a gun safe where I keep my important paperwork, but I would never think about putting that ring in because if I lost it, it wouldn't bother me." — Palm Beach Post
  22. The all-Dickensian name team would have to include Florida farmhand Brett Sinkbeil, who does throw a sinkerball.

  23. Uggla's last name means "owl" in Sweden. By the way, Sager is a Swedish verb for "says." You can learn amazing things if you download How I Met Your Mother episodes with foreign subtitles.

    Opening Day in the Swedish Elitserien baseball league is April 25, incidentally.

  24. Ramírez, as pro athletes tend to do, named his first-born son Hanley Jr., but here's hoping his younger son, Hansel, makes the majors just so some announcer in 2032 can say, "That Hansel, he's so hot right now."

  25. The post-season is probably a year away.

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Hoops: Mini-March Madness for Canadians

It sounds like a made-for-TV event, but Toronto-area ballers Cory Joseph and Tristan Thompson are part of a national championship U.S. high school basketball team.

Joseph and Thompson, each made some key baskets today to help the Findlay College Prep Pilots beat Oak Hill (Va.) Academy 74-66 to win the inaugural ESPN RISE National High School Invitational. It sounds weird and scary that there actually is a semi-recognized national tournament for high school basketball and that ESPN broadcasts the championship game on the off-day during the Final Four, but what the hey, that's America.

Thompson, as you know, is a 6-foot-9 lefty power forward who is destined for the Texas Longhorns. Joseph is one of the best point guards in his year (he still has another year of high school), but has not signed. The Las Vegas Sun reported last week that it was down to Louisville, Ohio State (meaning he would play against his brother Devoe, who's at Big Ten rival Minnesota), Texas Tech and Texas A & M.

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Pilots beat Oak Hill, 74-66, for ESPN Inv’l title (Las Vegas Sun)

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Batter up: San Diego Padres

It's almost baseball season, that mystical, wonderful time of year where you commit to a team who you know fully well won't win. This season, in honour of an popular Internet meme, we'll present 25 things about each team. Any wagering or fantasy baseball advice is for recreational use only. At bat: The San Diego Padres.

  1. The Blue Jays are having a reunion of the 1993 championship team in August. The Padres will not have one for all the players who were part of their 1993 fire sale, but it would be appropriate.

  2. Their off-season was marred by a messy and very public divorce, but you already knew they didn't re-sign Trevor Hoffman.

  3. The conversation begins and end with incoming owner Jeff Moorad, whose group is buying the Padres in installments. Previous owner John Moores has to sell the team as part of his divorce proceeding. The San Diegans will be competitive later rather than sooner.

  4. From the department of "good to know," ace Jake Peavy has a no-trade clause. Theories on Peavy's next address are like male nipples; everyone's got them, but they're not good for anything.

  5. Pads chronicler extraordinaire Geoff Young is holding out hope that everything breaks right and his favourite team wins the NL West with an 85-77 record. A lot of crockery will get broken in a certain Jays fan's apartment in that event.

  6. More than one MLB mock draft sees San Diego using its No. 3 pick in the first round on Alex White from the University of North Carolina. He threw eight innings to beat Georgia Tech on Friday. Does anyone know how any of UNC's other teams made out this weekend?

  7. First baseman Adrian Gonzalez just needs a little more publicity to officially be overrated for being underrated.

  8. One feel-good San Diego baseball story is that the play-by-play voice Mark Neely, who landed the gig after calling minor-league games for 19 seasons. He must have some stories.

  9. Kevin Kouzmanoff is the best Padres player not named Gonzo.

  10. You can win drinks and impress people at cocktain parties if you know that Brian Giles' is career on-base percentage is among the top 50 in baseball history (he's 50th at .404).

    Giles deserves to get booed in every ballpark he visits after a videotape surfaced of him appearing to assault his girlfriend in a bar.

  11. Giles' no-trade clause doesn't include Cleveland, which is one AL contender which could use a lefty-swinging outfielder/DH type.

  12. Six-word epitaph for their season: "David Eckstein is on the team."

  13. Heath Bell The Closer should be fine, save for not having Heath Bell The Setup Man. Justin Hampson is the only left-handed option in the bullpen.

  14. Their PECOTA projection is for a 74-88 record, which would improve on the 63-99 record they posted last season.

  15. There's not much at the top of the farm system. However, Scott Boras really likes the program Padres icon Tony Gwynn is running as the coach at San Diego State. Since agents already do some of the recruiting in college basketball, couldn't the Dark Lord start steering 18-year-old phenoms to Gwynn's program and giving the Padres a familiarity factor come draft day?

    OK, so that's a stretch.
  16. You really had to be there to understand why Cleveland was the only who threw an extra player into the Kouzmanoff-for-Josh Barfield trade in December 2006. It was probably some karmic rebate for the Padres trading away Carlos Baerga and Sandy Alomar Jr.'s entire careers for one season of Joe Carter posting a .290 on-base percentage (but with a ton of RBIs).

  17. Bill James did a famous riff on this once: Present-day San Diego skipper Bud Black, who is white, played for many years on the Royals with Frank White, who is black.

  18. You have to click through to Minor League Ball's look at the Padres' top 20 prospects, not so much for the article, but for the 1970s Randy Jones baseball card that shows him pitching without a cap. That could have only happened in the '70s.

  19. You probably never heard of Cha Seung Baek, but Ducksnorts is confident he "will be the worst No. 3 starter in the majors." It might only be for a few weeks.

  20. Players don't have roommates on the road, so Cha probably doesn't share a room with Cla Meredith.

  21. Again, minor-league first basemen are a dime-a-dozen, but get a load of Kyle Blanks, who's 6-foot-6 and tips the Toledos at 281 lbs. He on-based .4o4 and slugged .514 as a 21-year-old in Double-A ball last season, but he might be too damn mammoth to last in baseball.

  22. "Bud Black" and "first manager fired" gets only 255 matches on Google at this writing. Granted, he doesn't have a whole lot to work with.

  23. The entire major-league schedule will be aired on XM Radio. I tend to be nocturnal, so get ready to hear a lot of random facts about West Coast teams over the next six months.

  24. The Padres name predates the major-league franchise. It was first used for a Pacific Coast League team. You could have a lineup with Hall of Famer at every position from players who played for either iteration:
    Tony Gwynn CF
    Bobby Doerr 2B
    Ted Williams LF
    Dave Winfield RF
    Willie McCovey DH
    Gary Sheffield 3B
    Mike Piazza C
    Tony Perez 1B
    Ozzie Smith SS
    Roberto Alomar Util.
    Gaylord Perry SP
    Rollie Fingers RP
  25. The recession is not 100% bad (only 98% bad). The Padres' Triple-A team, the Portland Beavers, increased its season-ticket base by 10 per cent. It must be a good place to play, since judging by his spring training, Matt Antonelli really wanted to play there again.

    Portland should get a MLB team someday.

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